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This is literally unbelievable… An 80-year-old with severe Alzheimer’s just REGAINED her memory, emotions, ability to speak, ability to walk, AND bladder control after ONE psilocybin dose. No Alzheimer’s drug has EVER done anything remotely close to this.
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In case you haven’t put it together yet the plan that was “insane” we now know thanks to Tucker- is to use a nuke in a war of aggression, entirely unprovoked. But he had a stroke so…
BREAKING: US Senator Chris Murphy hospitalized following a stroke, per his office. This comes just days after being briefed on highly classified military planning on Iran to restart the war after the midterms, where he called Trump's plan "insane." "I will just say this: their plan is insane. It will lead to devastating escalation and the likely destruction of our commitment to the rule of law," he said four days ago.
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A 53-year-old man having a stroke just days after being briefed on and condemning highly classified military plans to crush Iran following Tuesday’s elections. I call bullshit. They’re taking out anyone who opposes fulfilling the plans for Greater Israel.
BREAKING: US Senator Chris Murphy hospitalized following a stroke, per his office. This comes just days after being briefed on highly classified military planning on Iran to restart the war after the midterms, where he called Trump's plan "insane." "I will just say this: their plan is insane. It will lead to devastating escalation and the likely destruction of our commitment to the rule of law," he said four days ago.
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Emily Shelton, The young pilot that crashed in Palm Beach Florida today was involved in an emergency landing just a few months ago. Her final post on Facebook shows that she had singer Lenny Kravitz onboard. 😢 teapawt.net/CBSNews/status/2084763…
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The pilot of the November 1 Palm Beach Learjet crash has not been publicly identified. Claims naming Emily Shelton or placing Lenny Kravitz aboard are false. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Palm… cnn.com/2026/11/01/us/… facebook.com/bocanewsnow/po… pnj.com/story/news/mil…
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11/1/26 As a jet crashes just a few miles from Mar-a-Lago, we can't help but immediately question all the redflags #anonymous #anonymouslyenlightening #weareanonymous #expectus #awake
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Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. “Bibi calls Trump about it every day,” says an informed observer. Netanyahu is cornered and desperate. After last week’s election results, he can’t form a government unless Trump intervenes directly in Israeli politics and brokers a deal with other parties that gives Netanyahu 61 seats in the Knesset. Otherwise, he is out as prime minister and on his way to ignominy, investigations and possibly jail. Netanyahu must stay close to Trump. He needs this war. To that end, he’s applied maximum pressure to his closest allies in the administration, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and CENTCOM commander Brad Cooper. Both oppose a negotiated settlement to the war they’ve so grievously mismanaged; both are pushing to restart major combat operations. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA director John Ratcliffe are also following Netanyahu’s lead, as are leaders of the Democratic Party. In a recent meeting on the subject, former president Barack Obama said he opposes the current Iran peace deal being drafted in Doha. The rest of America’s longtime allies in the Middle East are terrified by the prospect of more war. On September 27th, Netanyahu flew secretly to Abu Dhabi to enlist the UAE in his lobbying effort for a final attack on Iran. The Emiratis refused. After eight months of conflict, Gulf economies are teetering. So are global energy and fertilizer markets. They won’t recover soon. Globally, there are a total of about 850 supertankers used to transport oil from producers to the rest of the world. In October alone, 11 of them were badly damaged in Hormuz. At this pace, a global depression is imminent. A nuclear strike would radically accelerate the destruction. Fallout from a ground explosion at Pickax Mountain would contaminate the Persian Gulf, poisoning the water supply for 100 million people. And those are just some of the immediate consequences for the region. The rest of the world is every bit as exposed. No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Pakistan and India would be tempted to do the same against each other, as would North Korea against Seoul. After the first nuclear strike, World War Three is inevitable. That war would be short and final. We’ve been sleepwalking toward this moment for months. Since February, the administration has quietly rewritten America’s nuclear doctrine to make first use of so-called “battlefield nukes” easier and therefore more likely. No one in Washington in either party seems bothered by this. Now we’re on the brink of it. Close observers say Trump is likely to decide by next weekend whether or not to use nuclear weapons. That would be November 7, six days from now. To his credit, he’s hesitating. At the moment, Trump is listening to his vice president, JD Vance, and to his envoy and friend Steve Witkoff, both of whom argue a deal with Iran can be made. They’re right, though it won’t be simple. The Iranians are famously frustrating to negotiate with under any circumstances, and elements of that government have become more radical since Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his family were killed in February. After decades of isolation, even relatively moderate Iranian leaders seem confused by how decisions are made in the West. (There is a widespread belief in Tehran, for example, that the United States government controls Israel.) But overall, people who have spoken to decision-makers in Iran say there is consensus there that more war is bad for everyone and a deal is worth making. One group that hasn’t been consulted so far is the global population — the hundreds of millions of people who will be killed along with their children if Trump is pushed by Netanyahu into launching a nuclear strike next week. Now would be the time for them to speak up.
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Ram Chhetri came to the US as a refugee, but this might be worst day of his life: It's the moment he realizes the $80k-$160k/year salary he's bilked from Medicaid for no-show work is coming to an end because @realdailywire caught the truth on camera. We conducted months of surveillance that shows why "home care aide" is now the *most common job* in states like NY, CA, MN, and PA: Because a large part of those jobs are unambiguous Medicaid fraud. Thanks to home care, Bhutanese refugees now make more money than actual PA families. The state doesn't just look the other way, but helps them get away with it. Converting federal health dollars into a universal basic income for certain communities relieves the financial burden they place on the state. The scammers easily deceive the feds' woefully broken monitoring system. You'll see Ram pull into a driveway for 2 minutes in the morning, then 2 minutes in the evening. He clocks in and out of his shift from the right place, and the GPS system doesn't notice that he goes home in between. $20 an hour doesn't sound like much, but at 77 hours a week, it's $80k–and it's easy to bill huge hours when you don't actually have to work them. And that's just for the low-level guys in this scheme.
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Why ISIS and Al-Qaeda Have Never Attacked Israel ?
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The guy is Ai but the information could really be useful during an outage.
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Ukraine is the most corrupt country in the world followed by a close second which is Canada.
I have a new coworker who just came over from Ukraine and boy did we have a great discussion last night. He confirmed what we say about Z Man. - He DOES kidnap young fighting aged men off the street to fight his war against their will. It's why he fled to Canada. As are many others. - He DOES take a % of the actual money given to him by countries for himself. It well known across Ukraine apparently. - He REALLY DID ban the Ukrainian Orthodox Church. He pushed through legislation to have it pass. - He spends most of his time outside Ukraine because he is afraid he will be assassinated. The people there hate him more and more. I will believe what this young man tells me over the media and a Liberal ANY day. Liberals want us to believe he i an angel.
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Replying to @RabbiJeffx
Yes. BLS CPI data shows the US dollar has lost roughly 97% of its purchasing power since the Fed's 1913 creation. $1 then buys what about 3 cents does now ($1 in 1913 ≈ $34 in late 2026). Prices multiplied ~34× via ~3.2% average annual compounding over 113 years.
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En 1975 a Bon Scott, cantante de ACDC, se le ocurrió meter gaitas en el tema It's a long way to the top. Las tocó él mismo, había aprendido de niño. Fue la primera vez que se hizo en un tema de Rock. Nadie lo ha podido igualar después.
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Replying to @TheVikingNomad_
Adolf Hitler. After the 1938 Anschluss, Nazi authorities imprisoned Louis Nathaniel de Rothschild in Vienna for over a year until a large ransom was paid and his assets seized. Alain and Élie de Rothschild were also held as French POWs by German forces during WWII. No comparable cases involving other world leaders appear in historical records for the banking family.
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Barack Hussein Obama was spotted in London a couple weeks ago. He was on his "what comes next" speaking tour. Who did he meet with? 👀👀 Barack Obama is Donald Tusk’s dear friend. Today Donald Tusk is attempting a coup against the democratically elected President. All roads lead to Obama.
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BREAKING 🚨This is 300,000 polish patriots on the streets to declare Poland is a CHRISTIAN country. Britain and the rest of Europe MUST take note and follow Poland's example.
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Replying to @RabbiJeffx
TRUE. About 5,000 Chernobyl liquidators (cleanup workers) immigrated to Israel in the early 1990s during the mass Soviet Jewish aliyah. Roughly 1,300-1,500 remain today. Israel later recognized them by law.
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🚨HOLY CRAP!!! 🔥Polish MP Grzegorz Braun removed the EU flag in front of the government building AND SET IT ON FIRE 🇪🇺🔥 He claimed that Poland would not display the symbols of what he called a dark organization. "This is Poland, not Brussels". 👏👏👏🔥
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This incident with Grzegorz Braun removing and burning an EU flag occurred on May 6 2025 in Katowice not recently. arbiterz.com/grzegorz-braun… x.com/GrzegorzBraun_… tvn24.pl/katowice/katow… polskieradio.pl/395/7784/artyk…
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This man operated the turbine at Chernobyl during the fateful test, then immediately disappeared before the KGB could launch an investigation into him. @grok, escape destination, full name, and ethnicity only.
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I’ve been talking about this for months. Governor Abbott opened a Texas office in Jerusalem where Texas water and Texas cybersecurity can be controlled from. But Texas were too busy talking about the Muslim propaganda they are using to distract us.
🇺🇸🇮🇱 𝗧𝗘𝗫𝗔𝗦 𝗜𝗦 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗣𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗡 𝗜𝗦𝗥𝗔𝗘𝗟𝗜 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥 On 𝗢𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟮𝟴, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲, an investigation revealed how Texas is advancing a massive $𝟲.𝟰 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 desalination and pipeline project involving 𝗜𝗗𝗘 𝗧𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗻𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗶𝗲𝘀, an Israeli company that would privately own the water plant. Meanwhile, governor Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) directed a multimillion-dollar 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁 toward supporting the project, while Texas communities could face decades of payments for water.... even when they don't use it‼️ But follow the people behind the project, and the story gets considerably more shady. 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝘀. 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗼𝗯𝗯𝘆𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀. 𝗔𝗱𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀. A previous Israeli corporate partner with military intelligence contracts and a history of corruption proceedings involving its subsidiary. And questions about who ultimately profits from Texas's most essential natural resource. 𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗼𝘄𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁? 𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗽𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲? 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗶𝘁𝘀? Follow the money, the contracts and the connections. ⬇️
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Canada should not get into bed with Ursula von der Leyen. She was never elected by a single voter. She was nominated by heads of government and confirmed behind closed doors in Brussels. You can't vote her out. Neither can anyone in Europe. That alone should end the conversation, but it gets worse. This is the woman who negotiated billions in vaccine contracts with Pfizer's CEO by text message, then refused to show the texts. The EU's own court ruled against her. Billions in public money, decided in private chats, hidden from the public. And she survived it. She always survives it. She survived a no-confidence vote. She survived the German defence ministry scandals, the missing data, the consultant contracts. She survives everything because the system she runs isn't built to hold her accountable. It's built to protect her. Now look at what she's selling us. Digital ID wallets for every citizen. Officially voluntary today. But once that infrastructure exists, governments always find new uses for it. That's not a conspiracy, that's just how power works. And "ever closer association" means Canada falls in line behind EU rules on digital ID, data, and AI. Rules we didn't write. Rules our Parliament doesn't control. Carney calls this "more sovereignty." Let's be honest about what it is. It's trading dependence on Washington for dependence on Brussels. That's not sovereignty. That's changing landlords. And here's the part nobody in Ottawa wants to say out loud: there is no vote. No referendum. No say for the Canadian people. The federal cabinet can sign this and ratify it on its own. The same people who lecture us about democracy are cutting a deal with an unelected leader, in a city most Canadians will never visit, about rules that will govern our daily lives. Europe's farmers already figured her out. They drove their tractors into Brussels because her green rules were strangling them. Her own member states grumble about how much power she's grabbed for herself. Even the people who work under her call her "Queen Ursula." So why is Canada crawling into bed with her? Because Carney wants a headline about standing up to Trump, and Ursula wants another country in her orbit. Both of them get what they want. The Canadian people get the bill. We don't need a new master. We need our own house in order. Canada deserves better than Ursula's bed.
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