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@satisfactorili

kerenan juga elo man

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orang pada ga percaya gw sama cowo gw gila gila taichan. wallahi tiap makan taichan BERDUA, belinya 6 porsi
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madrid kapan main lagi, kangen
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lecturing your partner about their bad behavior with a mic and cameras.. do it in private and respect each other for fucks sake
♡ SkyGirl ♡ (@Skyshy77) profile picture♡ SkyGirl ♡
@Skyshy77Nov 6
Anak sekecil Ameena udah benae-benar bisa ungkapin perasaannya. Pantas aja Ameena suruh Atta ke pesantren wkwk Cara didikan Atta dan Aurel terhadap kedua anak mereka cukup jomplang ya menurutku. Kalian coba deh lihat perspektif dari mereka ini.. @ceritaolyn8
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this is how you insult real madrid.
Parisian Maxi (@parisian_1903) profile pictureParisian Maxi@parisian_1903Nov 4
Replying to @CuleFermin
absolutely satanic club i dont know how they do this. play the most disgusting football for 80 mins but boom, at full time you are the winner. this is how they won all their UCLs also. this is satan activities lmao
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gue izin gini, ga dibolehin. terus pas pulang gue terus terang, gue bilang ke ibu gue "besok aku kerja sekalian bawa baju ganti buat nginep. boleh ga boleh, aku ttp ga pulang besok. jadi mendingan mamah izinin sekarang, atau kita cekcok dulu?" mau gimana lagi? udah gede kok 😂
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Chasen (@EstAmistad) profile pictureChasen@EstAmistadNov 4
Melihat temen temen usia 20+ mau main ke sini situ masih kehalang izin orang tua, take this as a grain of salt, but you do need to disappoint your parents so bad and prove that you're somehow still alive and well
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tapi jangan judge gw anak durhaka, atau hubungan kami buruk. it's literally the opposite. bahkan emak gue aja bilang, hal yang paling membahagiakan di hidup dia adalah gue. dia bersyukur punya anak kaya gw. i am a good daughter, i love my mom. tapi DIRI GUE MILIK GUE SENDIRI.
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dibiayain negara.. pake duit lu apa duit gua????? pake duit pemerintah apa duit rakyat???? gausah merasa paling berkuasa, lu buat makan aja nunggu dikasih duit dulu ama rakyat.
Sunny🌞 (@ursunnymorn) profile pictureSunny🌞
@ursunnymornNov 5
Bisa-bisanya staff Kementerian Kebudayaan bikin snap kaya gitu wkkwk.
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bebas aja RAKYAT mau ngomong apa diatas panggung, soalnya tuh pangung dibiayain ama RAKYAT. lu dititipin duit ama RAKYAT bukannya amanah, malah merasa itu duit elu. yeee, MALING kerja yang bener, ga gua gaji lu
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he's just my pretty little princess 🥺🤍
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sebenernya apa sih yg gue cari dari tidur jam 5 pagi. main hp juga kaga seru seru amat
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guys info kost / kontrakan di daerah cakung dong 🥹 kost khusus cowo atau campur yaa boleh komen or dm
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gue suka nonton movies/series, suka banget. gue nonton setiap saat, pas makan, istirahat, mau tidur. tiap hari. tapi gue gabisa nonton selain 8 series favorite gue. gue rewatch each series 4x lebih, and still counting. satu selesai, rewatch the next one. why?
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series yang gue suka juga series khas NORMIES lah. bukan series yg elite ball knowledge. hunter x hunter, money heist, young sheldon, superstore, f is for family, sex and the city, SPONGEBOB, etc i think i have problems dengan keluar dari zona nyaman
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none of these words are in the bible
Taqi Kastara (@kastara05) profile pictureTaqi Kastara@kastara05Nov 2
again, skill issue klo lu gatau tempat dugem gratis dimana. For reference, Blowjams, Bebop, Zodiac is always FREE in Jakarta. And the buying drinks part, NOBODY ENFORCES THAT RULE. you’re fighting your own head. Gua juga sendiri slalu pregame sblm dugem pls deh
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siapa lah aku tanpa fake lashes 😔
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nanti muncul lagi diskursus pantaskah membully anak rezim
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you cant be serious
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malemnya udah mikir, oke besok kalo diajak main jangan mau. intinya tolak dan kekeuh ngambek aja, biar dia rasain tuh!! besoknya, dia chat "alooo sayangg" "sayang udah bangun?" "mas mandi, abis itu ke kamu ya" gasampe sedetik gw jawab "ya" I FUCKING FOLDEDDDDDD!!! STUPID!!!
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sebagai mantan recruiter, ive seen so many senior workers dan potential candidates yang CV nya berantakan. i also hire expats, pengalaman mereka oke, CV ga rapih rapih amat. but so what? manusia itu lebih dari sekedar cv. selama pengalamannya align, give it a shot.
Kapten Haddock (@SeekHustle) profile pictureKapten Haddock
@SeekHustleOct 26
Sepengaruh itu ya CV buat diterima KERJA??? Kaka ini cerita kalau dia lagi capek cari kerja, ga nyantol2 Terus pada komenin perihal CV kakak ini, menurut lo cv yang baik tuh kaya gimana sih capt?
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not a single sorry
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siapa yaaa yang dapet ballon d'or. semoga yg ku harapkan
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wih harry kane. slamat her bobo ah
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Ngomongin bolos, gue punya cerita yang mengharukan banget tentang BK sekolah gue. Setelah ayah gue meninggal, gue kesulitan bayar SPP sekolah karena swasta. Saat itu gue kelas 2 SMA, mau naik kelas 3. Gue dan ibu gue ke sekolah untuk ngurus surat pindah sekolah negeri
jju nunanya lui (@jjmsskyy) profile picturejju nunanya lui@jjmsskyyOct 26
Gue pernah di panggil bk karena setiap hari jum'at bolos, terus pas dikelas ditanya "kenapa setiap hari jum'at selalu ga masuk" gue jawab "gpp males aja" dan jumat berikutnya gue berangkat syok cuma ada 9 orang aja dari 34 siswa. Hari seninnya semua masuk bk yg ga masuk-
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Kata Ms. Lilis (Almh.), "Bu, Tyas jangan pindah. Sayang sekali sisa setahun, dan teman-teman sayang sama Tyas." Beliau lanjutin, "Saya tau selama ini Tyas sering bolos ditengah pelajaran. Tapi temennya selalu kompak alasan Tyas di toilet, di perpus, dimana aja selain di kelas."
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