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chris
evil guy with ocd who keeps having intrusive thoughts that he's actually a good person
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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chris seeing dan as just a Boy when he’s being sweet and pliant, but when chris is angry and they’re arguing suddenly dan is a Man, So he can take it Right?
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got a feeling wounds are healing talking on the phone
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and now i know how joan of arc felt
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there were Really a few hours where dan was Actually Wearing chris’s bracelet.
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What remains #whalefall
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Jay don’t got internet
‘WHALEFALL’ crossed $30M globally. Budget was $60M.
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thought my scholarship hit but apparently it’s some random ass other grant i was suddenly eligible for
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New York City’s never looked so blue
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#Dansen Boy Scout Training
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good dansen morning everybody
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Didn’t check canvas all weekend and realized mid-acaibowl-order that i missed a discussion for a class im barely staying alive in
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Replying to @dancupo3o
chris is the kinda guy to punch a wall near your head and get confused when you flinch!!!! and i feel like chris would immediately deny the grooming and lovebomb the HECK out of dan. "i'm sorry superstar, i didn't mean to leave the wrong impression on my best decoy... i need u."
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The concept of chris and dan showing up to the murphy house Together late at night with Dan wearing Chris’s bracelet Clearly too big for him
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Guy next to me laughed when dan was getting undressed by the crew
Almost forgot to get Brother his ticket But primetime round 4 is now
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Almost forgot to get Brother his ticket But primetime round 4 is now
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why does she look like she’s walking out with door with her bags
Norway’s youngest Prime Minister is going viral for demanding a 4-day work week mandate.
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white people be like they’re gentrifying my kink
ITS GETTING A BAD REP NOW THEYRE CALLING IT CRINGE NOOO
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