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Unexpectedly a golden-ager.

Joined February 2022
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I’m a tiny and insignificant account. I know this. I post dumb shit so my wife or coworkers don’t have to hear it. But how can 71 people retweet a post and it only get 2,500 views. Seems like the thumb is on the scale.
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I hope Republicans allowing genocide in Europe are haunted by these screams every night of their lives. You can stop this. You don’t. You are complicit. Shame. Shame. Shame.
I am in tears and speechless. The scream of this father over the body of his 15 y.o. daughter is the sound of pure torture. Another #russia attack on civilians. Mid day in #Chernihiv . These terrorist monsters have no soul. They will not stop until stopped.
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Some astronomers are passing the time by telling jokes from a numbered joke book. "1.e15!" one says. Dead silence. Finally another astronomer says: "Kid, some people just can't tell a joke."
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Ukraine will defeat Russia.
Ukraine will defeat Russia.
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Replying to @JoshMalina
Astonished and disapointed no-one's called her "CJ Craigslist" yet.
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if it's on chud twitter today, it's in vance's mouth in 2 months. there's a pipeline.
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English irregular plurals: mouse -> mice louse -> lice spouse -> spice
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A: Person, Man, Woman, Camera, America. Q: What are the names of the Great Lakes?
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Every year, just after the daylight is longest, our clan elders organize a pilgrimage to Bad Mister to make water on the graves. The reasons why are lost in time. It is enough that we do it, for it is our tradition.
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"Can I grill ya up a burger, Steve?" "Neigh."
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In the late 80s Sun Microsystems did surveys to determine whether users preferred its native Sunview user interface, or the industry standard X11/Motif. Sunview was popular in all sectors except retirement homes. When asked what they wanted, the old folks said Motif.
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Even as we mourn Cyclospora victims, the fact remains that deep-frying lettuce in beef tallow kills the parasite. Following MAHA recommendations remains the best approach to health and safety. - RFK jr, possibly
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Upper and lower case are both important. Knowing when to use each of them makes the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle JACK OFF A HORSE - adapted from a post on linkedin - seems like a real résumé builder
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I literally burst out laughing! If y’all aren’t following @mariana057 you are missing out. This gal makes me laugh LOUD everyday.
What do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain lion? Killed, you definitely get killed...
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Please RT if you believe that a person just like me who manages my #bipolar can be a competent parent and a good role model @Rosie #stigma
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Replying to @JamieBonkiewicz
They have to expand the TX giraffe search. Start looking for a dude who's suddenly buying really long freezers.
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Many monsters have claimed Christ, but the record is thin on Christ claiming monsters.
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So the hair thing - the stripe. That wasn't her idea either?
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