Software developer, architect, human rubber duck, amateur photographer, rabid @Arsenal fan, animal lover, master of the Irish goodbye, tech conference 9. he/him
West Palm Beach, FL
Joined August 2007
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As an admirer of predatory birds and someone with a large owl tattoo I saw the craziest occurrence less than ten feet from me tonight... /1
I'm convinced @RobinhoodApp has a single support employee. I've been in support queue for 6.5 hours today, and this is for an issue I opened a month ago and have received ZERO response on.
.@RobinhoodApp has the absolute worst customer support I've ever experienced. I've been trying to access my dead wife's account for 3 weeks. "estate form" doesn't work" Support chats hung up on me three times. Callback, after 3 days in queue, comes at 11:30pm and closes ticket.
These are the exact same model of @oofos shoes. One I wore for almost exactly a year; one just arrived today. Can you guess which is which?
ALT Side by side of two different Oofos flipflops one is WELL worn and the other is brand new
ALT Side by side of two different Oofos flipflops one is WELL worn and the other is brand new
.@kingswaysoft having a hard time figuring this out through your docs, but if I'm using an AWS SQS queue as the source for an integration will it just automatically process items as they appear in queue or do I need to schedule the job every X minutes to check the queue?
Today is the 8 week anniversary of my wife passing and not a day goes by that I don’t think about the cheese and cracker platter that they brought to the ICU while we waited to take her off life support.
It's been 25 days since she passed and the @LordHuron song I heard yesterday is enough to make me take two days off work. So yeah, I'm doing great.
#Photographers of twitter, what's the sales pitch for moving from #LightroomClassic to #Lightroom?
Are Lightroom users just managing their local photo library in the Finder?
When my wife and I married five and a half years ago she surprised everyone by pulling a scroll out of a garter under her dress upon which she'd written her vows.
I reread those vows today and she upheld every single one to her last day. I hope she thought I did the same.
My wife always laughed that my music tastes veered twords the morbidly sad.
Well who's laughing now!?
That's right, me and Longhorn Slim and @JeffTweedy and Robert Earl Keen and @Mattberninger
I just saw a turtle sunning himself on a log floating in the lake in my complex and he started smacking himself in the face with alternating flippers, and I've never related to anything more.
My new morming routine seems to be walking the dog while sobbing, so that's cool. #alsomyeveningroutine
Nobody really warns you that one day you just sort of become an adult, regardless of your desires and capabilities.
ALT Riff on Simpsons joke about homer working at the power plant for his daughter but instead it's Anne Hathaway.
The fact that I have to submit a receipt for a transaction with my @wageworksFSA card at a provider called "Florida Cancer Specialists" sends me into an absolute rage.#fsa – at West Palm Beach, FL