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I am the REAL HERO. Backup account: @schizolander

Arkham Asylum, Psych Ward
Joined September 2022
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schizolander retweeted
“Cool it with the cuckold fantasies”
"I was drunk, Anakin, it didn't count"
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i just heard 67 and didnt realize
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schizolander retweeted
He’s correct
Uncle did the math on GTA 6. 🤓 (via marktilbury) #GTA6 #GTAVI #GTA6Map #RockstarGames #GrandTheftAutoVI
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Black overweight balding Two-Face, yeah great casting!
It's pretty much confirmed. Bryan Tyree Henry is Two-Face in The Batman Part 2.
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schizolander retweeted
the whole world could be like this btw you just need to have the courage to make some people sad
The biggest culture shock I've experienced so far is that the Apple store in Japan doesn't lock any devices to the table
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The mystery actor:
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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"You either die as a Truecel or you live long enough to see yourself become a Fakecel..."
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Turned that nigga into a exotic bengal cat
Before surgery After surgery
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He finally made a funny joke and it was part of him cheating on his wife
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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schizolander retweeted
It’s over liberal. I’ve already depicted you as the crying Lula and myself as the towering Bolsonaro.
no se si estoy viendo un debate presidencial o una batalla de aura
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“why is france burning” “uhhhhhhh maybe because they imported infinite ոіggеrѕ?”
"why is france burning" uhhhhhhh maybe because they imported infinite niggers?
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schizolander retweeted
CUIDADO, AHI VIENEN LOS X-MEN DE FOX
New promo art for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
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schizolander retweeted
This guy embodies one of the most popular archetypes used to bully white men throughout the world. Yet after being attacked, he gets back up, stands his ground, and faces his attackers to defend whatever remains of his store. His attackers, meanwhile, behave like a pack of hyenas. Whatever bravery they have is only because of their numbers and their de facto anonymity — police wouldn’t arrest them anyway. So, the guy who looks like the punchline of a thousand jokes actually displays more honor in a single moment than literally the entire recorded history of his attackers. He has no crowd to hide behind, no numerical advantage, and seemingly very little left to protect. What has happened to him will either be ignored or excused as having been caused by some kind of socio-economic problem which is ultimately his fault anyway. Nevertheless, he stands there. I would take one thousand Jacques Blacks before taking a single refugee.
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schizolander retweeted
I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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Nunca fue tan fácil elegir un bando
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“He saved Brazil from communism, is what he did. He was a brave Brazilian politician. And in this house, Jair Bolsonaro is a hero. End of Story.”
Average Brazilian right wing meme:
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Mid overrated ass hoe
Inde Navarrette at the 6th Annual Academy Museum Gala.
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