I move like lasagna. Married to @Schmrypta and the game. Almighty God of the Schmryptoverse, Steward of the Mallary Archive. Richest person in the world (again)
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Come see us at 110 West Dallas St for the Supply & Demand show, open now!
I’m a bit biased but I think this is the best curation we’ve seen at Art Blocks weekend!
Fuck Node Foundation.
First they feature the piece of shit who defended Leon Black at MoMA (google “Leon Black Epstein”), now they’ve tied themselves to Perfect Angel Baby’s disgusting scam factory.
They can’t help but show you who they are.
Schmrypto ☎️ retweeted
GMarfa . We are proud to have a curation of art at this wonderful event.
If you are in Marfa, Texas check it out tonight.
Thank you to the Temple (@desultor and @paperbuddha) and our wonderful host @schmrypto
Bitchass Benny is running around town crying about how I “threatened his life and he doesn’t know why”
No I didn’t, and yes he does.
Schmrypto ☎️ retweeted
If you’re in Marfa, don’t miss the « Supply & Demand » exhibition by @schmrypto
OG Digital Artists Robert Mallary and Dr. Bill Kolomyjec, plus works by a pack of talented contemporary Artists including of course @schmrypto himself. Fabulous 🔥
📍110 W Dallas Street, Marfa
El Salvador sending troops into Haiti is exactly the sort of improbable international conflict Schmaints were made for.
One thing to remember in the coming weeks is that I publicly offered Mister Gross an opportunity to just walk away, but instead he decided to denigrate, degrade, and defame me.
He chose the path he’s on now.
The irony of all of the Cabal “art lovers” excluding themselves from enjoying one of the best curations Marfa has seen.
Lest you think it’s because of the drama, none of them could be bothered to attend our show last year either, which was widely hailed as the best show of the year.
These guys genuinely do not give a shit about art they can’t make a quick buck with.
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I got to help uncrate this monstrosity and put it together with @undertow_tez, @0xMatt66, @schmrypto, @SuperchiefNFT, and others.
It was a major team effort, and a lot of fun. Honored to be part of it, and can't wait to see it illuminated!
Ironically, I never would have found the Mallary Hoard if not for the Cabal.
It was their faking of the $8 million Fidenza sale that shocked my business partner into remembering the rumor he’d heard about thousands of pieces of generative art in a shipping container somewhere in New England.
The only useful purpose they’ve ever served.