The Retired Degenerate retweeted
This is like when you date a girl and she’s kinda boring. She does nothing wrong, but she doesn’t excite you. The sex is mid, but your family loves her. You decide to dump her to chase something more exciting, and the new girl ends up being a crackhead who tries to stab you in your sleep and lights your clothes on fire. So, you go running back to your ex and live happily ever after.
If you were just following the gamecast you would be certain this Bills-Vikings game is being played in catastrophic weather.
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Woulda been better off just setting money on fire over my play on this night game. I doubt I’ll make it to halftime.
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I decided to give a little money back today and bet the Bucs ML. Thinking Todd Bowles can get Caleb to do some dumb shit. Bears can’t look amazing in back to back primetime games!
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I have the Packers ML. At 17-0 I decided to run some errands with the wife. Just checked the score and I think I’ll just try to keep busy for another 2 hours. Nothing good can come of watching it.
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The only thing that keeps me following the NFL is I’m still able to grind out a few bucks betting on it.
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I randomly watch old episodes of NFL Primetime because they pop up on my YouTube. I’m watching Week 1 of the 2003 season. It’s wild to listen to them talk about Kurt Warner playing through a concussion.
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This is why I swear you’re almost better off not watching the stuff you bet on. I had Mizzou, but I have no idea what happened. Sounds like I’m better off just taking the L over getting worked up about something.
If anyone has bet Missouri today, they would be forgiven if they wanted to jump off the nearest bridge.
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The Retired Degenerate retweeted
The gym would be a lot cooler if people didn’t freak out when you light up a Marlboro after a good set
When cameramen start sucking so much at a massive scale? I swear they are biting on play fakes almost every game I watch.
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Wanna say Ravens were -7.5 in this one. I know I needed this score for the cover. Think I had $50 on them. I was a sophomore in college and it felt like $500.
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