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Former drunk and a current distraught St. Louis Cardinals fan. Retired from Fantasy Sports. Sports aren’t rigged. You just suck at betting.

Albany NY
Joined January 2010
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This is like when you date a girl and she’s kinda boring. She does nothing wrong, but she doesn’t excite you. The sex is mid, but your family loves her. You decide to dump her to chase something more exciting, and the new girl ends up being a crackhead who tries to stab you in your sleep and lights your clothes on fire. So, you go running back to your ex and live happily ever after.
The Raiders are finalizing a trade to send QB Kirk Cousins to the Vikings, per ESPN and NFLN.
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At what point do the Vikings just consider running the wildcat?
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The most perfect analysis I’ve seen
The Vikings defense is making Josh Allen look like Carson Wentz, and Carson Wentz has the Bills looking like the Vikings defense
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I was really looking forward to the Vikings not scoring from the 1.
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If you were just following the gamecast you would be certain this Bills-Vikings game is being played in catastrophic weather.
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If you told me Caleb would have 4 INT’s I would have most way more on the Bucs tonight.
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The Bucs are running a high school offense tonight.
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Woulda been better off just setting money on fire over my play on this night game. I doubt I’ll make it to halftime.
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Bucky Irving 1st TD at +750 because fuck it.
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I decided to give a little money back today and bet the Bucs ML. Thinking Todd Bowles can get Caleb to do some dumb shit. Bears can’t look amazing in back to back primetime games!
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I have the Packers ML. At 17-0 I decided to run some errands with the wife. Just checked the score and I think I’ll just try to keep busy for another 2 hours. Nothing good can come of watching it.
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The only thing that keeps me following the NFL is I’m still able to grind out a few bucks betting on it.
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Jumped in on a Judkins ATD at +185. That one stings just a bit.
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Pretty awful slate of games to bet on if you ask me.
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I randomly watch old episodes of NFL Primetime because they pop up on my YouTube. I’m watching Week 1 of the 2003 season. It’s wild to listen to them talk about Kurt Warner playing through a concussion.
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This is why I swear you’re almost better off not watching the stuff you bet on. I had Mizzou, but I have no idea what happened. Sounds like I’m better off just taking the L over getting worked up about something.
If anyone has bet Missouri today, they would be forgiven if they wanted to jump off the nearest bridge.
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The Retired Degenerate retweeted
The gym would be a lot cooler if people didn’t freak out when you light up a Marlboro after a good set
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When cameramen start sucking so much at a massive scale? I swear they are biting on play fakes almost every game I watch.
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Wanna say Ravens were -7.5 in this one. I know I needed this score for the cover. Think I had $50 on them. I was a sophomore in college and it felt like $500.
November 7th, 2004: Ed Reed gets the game-sealing 106-yard pick-6 vs the Browns #RavensFlock
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Still trying to wrap my head around the idea that in 2026 a 6-1 team just benched their QB in favor of Carson Wentz.
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