Mike Garnett

Sepultura (original lineup, obviously)

These. Which of these are you happy to lose? – at Salford, England

Five years ago today, I received a text message at half time... #UCL #THFC – at Salford, England

Currently on the lovely Tanzanian island of Mafia for a few days of scuba diving, and had this beauty drop in for breakfast. Can the lovely people of Spider Twitter/X please help with species identification? #spiders – at Tanzania

I went to Kenya and I made friends with a python and fed a giraffe – at Arusha, Tanzania

I've moved on from the jungles of Uganda, and this morning I did a safari in Kenya, and saw this guy move faster than the Spurs defence – at Nakuru, Kenya

I went to Uganda and hung out with some mountain gorillas – at Kabale, Uganda

I went to Tanzania and hung out with some chimps.... – at Rwanda

Yeah OK. "Biased against us" You should be on stage with jokes like that! When it comes to shit decisions vs Liverpool, we've got plenty in the bank

No. He won't. – at Salford, England

Amazing show! Here's a few of my efforts... – at Salford, England

At 18:30 today, I finished work. I didn't have a ticket. By 18:33, I did. I then spent the whole night jumping around like a loon with the biggest cheesy grin on my face. Iron Maiden will do that to you. They really are the best at what they do. #IronMaiden – at Salford, England

What is it about the corrupt, racist liar that you like so much?

You mean the corrupt, racist, sexist, homophobic, elitist, self-serving liar? That @BorisJohnson ? – at Salford, England

There's a reason why these guys still get the big headline slots. There's simply no-one else who comes close. @Metallica just about the best band of any genre of the last 40 years #DownloadFestival – at Castle Donington, England

So, on a scale of 0 - diving with freakin' great white sharks, how metal was your weekend? 🤘

New Zealand is really rather wonderful...