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For hire • Illustrator https://teapawt.net/t.co/Px43WNzU34 • Designer https://teapawt.net/t.co/cELRm5aK1H

Amsterdam
Joined May 2009
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Me: Can you replace my iPadPro Battery? @Coolblue_NL: For €150 we will replace the whole tablet with the same model! Me: Oh great here it is! @Coolblue_NL: Oh it's slightly bent, now replacement will be €670
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A digital painting about why I'm not leaving my comfort zone.
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Als je ingeschreven staat bij @KVK_NL, dan liggen je privégegevens op straat. Het online delen daarvan is een standaard onderdeel van intimidatiecampagnes geworden. Dit moet stoppen! @MonaKeijzer bescherm onze gegevens beter! #GeenSchietschijf campagnes.degoedezaak.org/ca…
When you celebrate that you're done with that 2020 #ShitShow, but 2021 is already out of #toilet paper. #HappyNewYear2021
#HappyHolidays everyone, just do what you can to enjoy yourself, no one else is going to do it for you. #ChristmasJumperDay is a hoax. #StayAtHome #StaySafe
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Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.
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What’s the greatest evil of our time? Is it #BlackFriday or #satan?
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Take great care in selecting your leaders. I always imagine all fish are in a death cult that worships the hook. They believe that it will pull them out of their miserable existence into a paradise. #leadership #VOTE #Regeneron #Believe #illustration #design
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A new lifestyle magazine for modern world citizens who won’t let the greater good stop them from maximizing their pleasure! #ikdoenietmeermee #COVIDIOTS #ikdoewelmee #mondkapjesadvies #inktober2020
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Let’s all really touch each other.
I realized that my auto instagram-twitter thing doesn't work anymore and I've never given twitter a real chance as an art platform. Is it worth a shot #illustrationartists, #artistsontwitter ? Is there a community? Do you get commisions?
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Hey @contagious I have emailed multiple times and get no reply so I'll try this public channel: Will you ever pay me for the illustrations you commissioned from me in February? Or is not paying part of "Applying smart Contagious thinking to your business"? #FairPayForFreelancers
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Wash your hands, keep 2m distance but also STOP EATING THE PANGOLINS! I feel as dumb as it seems we are as a species we need these signs up as well. . . . . . #pangolin #pangolins #slowfeetdonteat #reaper #grimreaper #covid_19 #patientzero #corona #coron… ift.tt/2QPpsJY
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The Hulk is such a great metaphor for dangerous, mindless, uncontrollable human emotion borne from modern society. I also find the idea of the Hulk cooking some pasta quite charming. . . . . . #hoarders #hoarding #toiletpaper #coronavirus #hulk #hulksmas… ift.tt/2TMz9dV
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