You will bring me the pup cup.

chicken salad for dinner #veryepic

sometimes I intentionally spill coffee on myself before a big meeting just to prove my confidence is unshakable

turned down spacex after 8 rounds. i got a better offer. everything feels so surreal right now

uninstalling for a few days

most people are bullshitters. you’re probably a bullshitter. very few people actually do useful things.

my entire account is a larp. i am a manlet who scrolls instagram reels all day at his fake email job.

all my mutuals have delusions of grandeur. And honestly? That’s so valid.

im gonna change my handle, display name, pfp, and bio, and make all of you really confused when you notice a post by someone you’re following but have never seen before

lil bud is literally scared of the wind

im gonna start applying to work at x every year not bc i actually want to work there but bc i desperately want to add the ability to geoblock certain countries permanently from my tl

paying for a masters program is a SCAM! the two valid paths are: do a phd, with the option of dropping out early (implicitly gaining a masters degree along the way) work full-time at a firm that will pay the tuition for an online masters

cant help but judge my friend getting a masters in cs. brother you are a walking recession indicator

i spent my entire day having serious conversations. good ones though. i wanna snooze but i need to do onboarding tasks…. bleh

im gonna miss these guys but im most definitely gonna make them come visit me

no take backs after tomorrow. i teared up a little talking to my boss. we’re gonna miss each other

im an aesthetic account btw all pics are from pinterest

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