Multitasking Bear #MyCareBearName I play on my phone while watching tv!
Anyone else think someone should be filming this ‘Blair Witch’ style? It’s been 755 days since he took office... #Trump #President #ImpeachTrump
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To recap, in the past 48 hours, Trump has pushed us to the brink of a government shutdown, had his Secretary of Defense resign, and abruptly changed the direction of our Syria policy via Twitter, without consulting his aides or cabinet.
This is a White House in chaos.
At first I thought I was looking at a pic of @JimGaffigan as a baby!
(While handing them a $20) Here! Go buy some alcohol! #EncourageSomeoneIn5Words
(For anyone outside the States) Donald Trump isn’t your president! #EncourageSomeoneIn5Words
Hi! Your name is Shannon... 🤦🏼♀️ (how I introduced myself to my daughters attractive softball coach!) #SociallyAwkwardIn5Words
#ThursdayThoughts become Friday’s actions! Well, maybe Saturday or Sunday, if I find the energy or time or if my bed stops being so comfortable or if I run out of food here. Never mind #procrastination
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How to feel better about being a mom who does her best, but also drinks wine and loves to nap! #PodcastsIWouldListenTo
#IRequireLotsOf snacks, wine and alone time! Pretty sure I am practicing to be a widow who stays inside all day watching her programs!
#IRequireLotsOf attention! Not necessarily physically, I just need someone to listen to me and react to what I say!
While at my 14 yr olds orchestra concert, I told my my 12 yr old to sit down and she says “be humble” I laughed but also wondered if I am failing! #parenting
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.@realDonaldTrump stop the twitter threats! First of all, drugs will keep on pouring into the U.S. as long as people consume them and secondly, NAFTA is a trademark for progress and success all over the world. Isolation makes everybody lose, you should know this! teapawt.net/realdonaldtrump/status…
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I need every phys ed teacher to see this and never tell another girl to “just jog it off” ever again. teapawt.net/marieclaire/status/968…
Doctors Have Finally Ruled Menstrual Cramps Are as Painful as Heart Attacks mrie.cl/wj36CBk
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.@POTUS is threatening to deport the Dreamers if he doesn’t get $18 billion in taxpayer money for his wall. I’m no genius, but wasn’t Mexico paying for that?
Being an adult wound be awesome!! #MyGiantMisunderstanding
#ICantHaveNiceThingsBecause 6 teenagers live in my house!
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Do you ever see yourself using your powers for evil instead of good? #SuperheroApplicationQuestions









