Scott Alan π¨π¦π¬π§πΊπ¦ retweeted
This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about βNATO not being there for Americaβ is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And youβve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban in Afghanistan thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
Credit to: Jim Keller
Scott Alan π¨π¦π¬π§πΊπ¦ retweeted
We have knocked Arsenal out of the League Cup. Wow. π€©
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Gunners fall to League 2 Fleetwood!
#CarabaoCup @AsaRehman
Go on #FleetwoodTown !!! β½οΈβ½οΈβ½οΈ#CarabaoCup
Scott Alan π¨π¦π¬π§πΊπ¦ retweeted
Funny how 'keep politics out of hockey' never seems to apply when it's about conservative politics
I just wanted to send a thank you to the voters of British Columbia for showing up and voicing your opinion on the change in leadership this past weekend. I love my country and my now home province of BC and am optimistic this change will allow one of the most beautiful places in the world to prosper even further. I wish @LDoerkson and his team nothing but the best in the work thatβs ahead. π¨π¦
Irvin back on the shnay?
βοΈ #MondayNightFootball
Scott Alan π¨π¦π¬π§πΊπ¦ retweeted
Obama: "That well-known evil empire Canada. That historical adversary of ours. Canada! *laughs* It's your neighbor. It's a few minutes' drive over the bridge! These are the people who gave us Martin Short and maple syrup. They are the nicest people! And someone we've gotten them so mad."
Attended my first game of the @Canucks βOfficial Rebuildβ tonight. Random thoughts: Gallagher is invisible. Iβd rather see Liam Gallagher out there. Schenn might be done. Get him a whistle. Whatever you think of him Quinn Hughes is still the most entertaining player in the game.
Scott Alan π¨π¦π¬π§πΊπ¦ retweeted
Student to J.D. Vance: When did you decide there were βtoo many immigrants,β and why sell us a dream? We spent our youth here..., paid what you asked, followed your path. How can you say we donβt belong... and remove people here rightfully? (October 2025)
β¦and it begins. π₯
Replying to @LDoerkson @davidbexte
Thank you, Lorne. Congratulations! There is hope for Canada yet.
Please fire Bonnie Henry ASAP.
Apparently you also voted to shred healthcare and education.
Yes. Thank you British Columbia.
Thank you, British Columbia.
Tonight, you voted for change. You voted for a government that will listen, keep life affordable, and never take your hard-earned money for granted.
I want to thank every volunteer who knocked on doors, made calls, and put up signs in the rain. I want to thank our candidates, who stepped forward in a snap election with no time to spare. And I want to thank my wife Shelley and my family for standing beside me every step of the way.
To those who didnβt vote for us: I will work just as hard for you. This is your government too.
The work starts now. Letβs get to it.















