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Actor, comedian, writer, floor-manager. Depending on mood.

London
Joined May 2009
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Hi @SouthernRailUK I'm trying to send you a query, itself because I'm having an issue with Delay Repay. However, the website won't allow me to submit my query. I trust this is an IT issue, and would like someone to get back to me to discuss.
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Really poor service @BrightonHoveBus Four buses didn't arrive, app not showing correct live nor timetabled buses.
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I must applaud the Man City fans who held onto the football and delayed Bernardo Silva taking his penalty, adding more pressure for him. Good work! #ManCityvsRealMadrid #football #ChampionsLeague
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Hi @SouthernRailUK where is the Hove service?
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Quiz question: There were two Brighton trains waiting to come into East Croydon station. One is the slow train, one is the fast Gatwick Express. Bearing in mind they might likely be using the same track for most of the way back, guess which train the controller allowed in first?
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Sat on the 0906 Elizabeth line service from Abbey Wood. And sat there. It magically disappeared and yet we're all still sat here. No announcements, zilch from absent staff. Classic @TfL God, I miss London :)
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The phrase "You had one job" springs to mind @BBCiPlayer
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Just got up from my aisle seat on the bus and took a couple of steps back to let the person in the window seat out. Clown sitting opposite zipped across thinking that we were both getting off, and is looking very miffed now I've sat back down and squashed him against the window.
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Go to Google. Type cat. Click on the paw icon. Then keep tapping the screen. – at Camden Town, London
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Whilst I admire the diligence of the street cleaner @BrightonHoveCC it's a bit much to have someone scraping the pavement outside everyone's bedroom windows at 0645 on a Sunday morning. We didn't even have a street party! #brighton
Best brother ever! Praise be his penis…😂
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“Ey, gaffer, next season put me on the bench — I don’t like speaking English!” 🤣 🏆 Marc Cucurella has been named the #BHAFC mens player of the season for 2021/22! 👏
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Finally got round to reading "The Last House On Needless Street". Excellent stuff, but the edition had a foreword by Richard Madeley that pretty much gives away the main crux of the story. Come on @ViperBooks that's just silly! @Catrionaward
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I had listened to @TalkScaredPod which did such a good job of avoiding spoilers, I did chuckle that the publisher did it themselves :)
Hey @SouthernRailUK How is one supposed to log on from this screen?
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The lads 🔴💪🏽 #LFC
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Hi @HMRCcustomers Is it possible to be put on Basic Rate tax whilst doing freelance work for PAYE? My 'earnings' at that job are projected as below the threshold, but I'd rather be paying something rather than nothing and being lumped with a bill at the end of the year.
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