Pedantic. Punny. Phoolish.
Salt Lake County, UT, USA
Joined November 2010
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After 30 minutes of trying to make her laugh, I asked my 7 yo niece if she thought my jokes were funny. She looked me dead in the face asked "what jokes?" I'm in the hospital now being treated for 3rd degree burns.
Whatever holidays you are celebrating this season, may they be happy, merry, and bright. And filled with snacks. Merry Christmas from our family to yours. #MerryChristmas2022
The assignment in the film appreciate class my son is taking this semester is to watch a movie made in 1975 or earlier, then recast it using modern actors. We decided to watch The Godfather (1972). Here are some of our recasts so far. #recastthegodfather
I can already hear the Zach Galifianakis (@galifianakisz) version of Clemenza saying "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." #recastthegodfather
I've spent the last several years desperately wanting an all-female, Latina Morrissey cover band to be a real thing. #girlfriendsinacoma #daybreak
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As a teenager, I wrote a poem lamenting the injustices in the world. My father, somewhat critically, told me that I didn't have enough life experience to speak of injustice. In the ensuing decades, I have learned two thing.
1. He was right.
2. So was I.
As one Utah conservative to another, thank you @MittRomney for your integrity. If only I could say that about both of our senators.
Everyone knows the #kansascitychiefs won by a landslide. Biggest landslide in history. The cheating #Buccaneers stole the #Superbowl.