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scotty murray

@scotttymurray

walking in heels is the only sport I'm good at

 Ottawa, Ontario
Joined September 2010
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Jeffree Star
@JeffreeStar22 Sep 2020
Iโ€™m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you donโ€™t follow me, canโ€™t DM you the money) Much love ๐Ÿ’—
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Kryptoniteโœจ@Kandehh7 Jun 2020
โ€œAccountability feels like an attack when youโ€™re not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms othersโ€
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having a bad day after multiple good days does not erase the progress you have made.
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Being financially independent is one of the best things you can do for yourself as a woman. Not having to rely on a man or your parents to do things for you is apart of true freedom. I wish that for all women
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corina@txcc821 Apr 2020
this is how i look like while pumping gas so i look intimidating to the male species
Mara (@Mara38096161) profile pictureMara@Mara3809616113 Apr 2020
Bomboclaat
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The line between snack and meal has never in history been this blurred
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Parks and Rec is so much better than the Office idc idc idc
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Carly Rae Jepsen and Owl City lied to me. Itโ€™s not always a good time.
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Lo ๐Ÿ’•@leauxrene9 Apr 2020
North working on Kimโ€™s laaaaast nerve ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@landon_hanna10 Apr 2020
So, youโ€™re sick of isolation?
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Hank Showers@schauer_me9 Apr 2020
Unfortunately the stuff I ordered online did not bring me happiness but I will be conducting the experiment three to four more times just to make sure
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Doing way less but my caffeine consumption is way up.
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No announcements. Just silent wins ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅณ
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Pizza pizza is a dipping sauce place that happens to serve pizza
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Farrell@FarrellBane4 Apr 2020
My skin looked better when I slept in my make up and drunk a litre of vodka every weekend, make it make sense.
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Correct. One is a needed medical procedure, and the other is a book club.
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@Liz_Wheeler30 Mar 2020
So churches are not essential... but abortion clinics ARE essential. Got it.
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Gigi Engle@GigiEngle31 Mar 2020
Turns out my top 3 hobbies are: 1. Drinking lattes at coffee shops 2. Going to nonessential businesses 3. Touching my face โ€“ at Camden Town, London
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Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law
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why canโ€™t you drink out the god damn mcflurry spoon
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Why the fuck did I buy a 2020 planner
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