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alan sleep

@scratchbian

you have a vast, vast soul and i will always, always, always come back to it.

 25 | any prns | lesbian
Joined September 2016
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i lied unfortunately i did not finish it but i’m in the last dungeon, hopefully it won’t be another 15 years until i beat the final boss
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after playing it for over 15 years today might be the day that i finally finish twilight princess
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going on a date tomorrow with a gorgeous woman but it’s funny because we actually made out years ago at the gay club . it really is a small world
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after playing it for over 15 years today might be the day that i finally finish twilight princess
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gumicukorka@Fade_out3Nov 9
#kcd #kcdistvan
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a round of chugjugs for the table
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GLORY and GORE (grungry Henry😤😤😤) 🐇⚔️🐇 #KCD2 #KingdomComeDeliverance2 #Hansry
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going out tonight to celebrate my beloved sister (it’s her birthday) and have drinks with friends . it’s what life is all about
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talking about lesbianism in a room with only other lesbians at the function last weekend was so healing …. god i love lesbians i love us i love us
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(thinking about femstvan)
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Kitty ✧@kittyoperasNov 8
ill & getting worse. #dragonage #anders
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lil ♱⁺⋆
@lilsmoresy_Nov 8
do not kill. Thanks
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An #isterik comic (1/11)
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IMP ⚔️@HouseSettingNov 8
Grown ass woman #isterik #kcd2 #istvantoth #erikkcd
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Lohe ⚢ (@909_y5) profile pictureLohe ⚢@909_y5Oct 21
im boreeeeeddddd
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naomi 🖤@_mimimaruNov 8
the witch of the wilds
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TescoValuePhantom@valcabreNov 8
I really loved all the dark trees with gold leaves in Prague so here's a sleepy woodland Henry (Leshy perk activated) 🍂 #HenryofSkalitz #KCD2
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just back from watching a horror film that’s been incredibly popular on twitter since its release and i absolutely hated it . genuinely what do you people see in this
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i actually am mad because i’ve heard nothing but good things since it came out so i really expected something much different than i got … just uninspired tedious and annoying, no style or substance at all . sigh
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had some raspberry gin to use so i made this raspberry smash with rose #yumma
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#nw you can see everything (2026)
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this kills me everytime i’ve never seen anyone look so happy to be in a hostage situation in my life
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😒🫸😁 #istvantoth #radzigkobyla #kcd
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