.NET Developer. Script Kiddie. Bug bounty enthusiast.
Joined October 2016
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If my dad asks, there's definitely NOT a karate tournament in our house tomorrow at 3.07pm *wink*
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[interview]
we'd like you to implement a money formatting function on this whiteboard
[day 1 on the job]
import money from 'money'
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my brother was fired from mcdonald's slowly based off discrimination. he has mild autism and was super excited about starting his first day. not even a week in and they let him go. their reasoning? "his hands were a little too shaky when he gets anxious" @McDonalds
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Reminded of a past conversation ...
X: We're going to spend $1bn on this effort.
Me: I can deliver the same result for $20m.
X: How?
Me: pay me $20m to sit on a beach drinking and in five years I'll phone you up to say "we failed".
... 5 years later
X: I wish we paid you $20m.
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For months, hundreds of protesters, many of them arrested, doused with tear gas and water hoses in subzero temperatures, told the world, repeatedly, Keystone Pipeline was a disaster waiting to happen. They were mocked.
Today, 210,000 gallons were spilled. It's just the start.
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No idea how I’ve ended up being mentioned in this saga, but I hope everyone still involved can sort it out amicably. This is such a cool industry at such an amazing time, go and do awesome things people! bankinfosecurity.com/austral… – at Gold Coast, Queensland
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> we're looking for a junior developer with the experience of a senior developer for the salary of an intern
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As the father of 25 daughters, I'm starting to think women might actually be people
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the Venn diagram of dudes lining up for Szechuan sauce and dudes who make fun of girls lining up for Unicorn frappuccinos is a circle
