guy reading 1001 nights like “what’s with all the subplots, get back to scheherazade”

The Wikipedia page on Frederick the Great’s sexuality has this gem

Malfoid is quietly becoming a symbol of the West's cultural counter-revolution. In a world increasingly starved of romance, devotion and anything worth building a future around, a fictional girl seems to have awakened something long dormant.

A Brief History of Philosophy: • 375 BC: Plato is wrong • 323 BC: Aristotle is wrong • 311 BC: Epicurus is wrong • 225 BC: Chrysippus is wrong • 364 AD: Hypatia is wrong • 413 AD: Augustine is wrong • 1020 AD: Avicenna is wrong • 1180 AD: Averroes is wrong • 1250 AD: Aquinas is wrong • 1320 AD: Ockham is wrong • 1641 AD: Descartes is wrong • 1675 AD: Spinoza is wrong • 1739 AD: Hume is wrong • 1781 AD: Kant is wrong • 1807 AD: Hegel is wrong • 1843 AD: Kierkegaard is wrong • 1844 AD: Marx is wrong • 1887 AD: Nietzsche is wrong • 1903 AD: Russell is wrong • 1921 AD: Wittgenstein is wrong • 1927 AD: Heidegger is wrong • 1966 AD: Foucault is wrong