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When somebody says, 'I cannot emphasize this enough,' my first thought is: 'Don't feel bad. With a little practice, you too can be a great emphasizer.'

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Whenever I see a trade for "a player to be named," I always assume it's just some guy whose parents are very dedicated procrastinators.
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okay but Malcolm (not the guy in the photo) is the BBQ GOAT. I've never used a recipe of his that didn't turn out good. howtobbqright-dot-com!
Helscom
@helscom6h
what always gets me about american cooking is that they use these spices like "malcom's italian stallion" or "killer hog's A.P" in europe when we say spices we mean like, cumin or oregano
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Every now and then I'm reminded that "winning" on this app often looks basically the same as winning on the playground in 2nd grade
derek guy
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this is what dessert at the cheesecake factory looks like
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I don't even particularly care for Vivek. I just hate how stupid and sophomoric people on this app are so much of the time. Grow up.
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this is really striking. americans aren't losing faith in just *leaders* they're losing faith in *the people itself* that is the real threat to the republican form of government.
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Massimo
@Rainmaker197311h
In 2024, Bear 32, also known as Chunk, was observed eating 45 sockeye salmon in 10.5 hours from Brooks River in Katmai National Park & Preserve. At an estimated average of 3,000 calories per fish, Chunk consumed around 135,000 calories in that one sitting.
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Yes.
powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerd21h
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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I'm not confident right now that the Nuggets are a playoff team 😔
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Nobody is ever as happy about Open Enrollment as the stock photos seem to suggest insurance companies think people are
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Yes… major implications for… “search and rescue…”
Praveen Kumar Verma
@Alacritic_SuperOct 25
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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Kalshi
@KalshiOct 26
The NBA has partnered with Kalshi as a Preferred Prediction Market Exchange. Official NBA data to settle trades, stronger safeguards, and NBA branding on Kalshi. Fans come to Kalshi because open markets are a fairer way to trade basketball. Now, it’s Official.
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this makes me irrationally angry that I didn't come up with it
LEGO Joseph Smith
@MormongerOct 26
War in Heaven? You mean Pre-Mortal Kombat?
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I mean, yeah
zerohedge
@zerohedgeOct 25
VANCE CONTINUES TO WEAKEN :NHC
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I've wondered this, too, but then I remember this line from Neal A. Maxwell: "Work is always a spiritual necessity, even if, for some, work is not an economic necessity."
owen cyclops
@owenbroadcastOct 25
God put adam in the garden “to tend it”, but there’s no record of tending in the story. it’s paradise: what was he doing? unlikely he’d be watering. has to be weeding at minimum, but that isn’t very paradisiacal. i don’t even like keeping up with my lawn. maybe he wanted to leave
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Perhaps our idea of "paradise" ought to include some form of work. If that sounds unpleasant (and it often does to me, I confess), maybe we need to shift our perspective so that we can better see the sanctifying effect that work has on us.
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Believing in tariffs is like believing in the tooth fairy. It’s so awkward when you meet an adult that openly does.
Melanie D'Arrigo
@DarrigoMelanieOct 23
The fact that Trump will remove tariffs to help Republicans win elections, but he won’t remove tariffs to help Americans afford necessities, tells you exactly what his priorities are.
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BYU deserved to lose that one. Definitely hurt by some questionable calls but they did not play a good game at all. Out-coached, out-schemed, out-played. Disappointing effort.
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But I was told trade wars are good and easy to win
Yashar Ali 🐘
@yasharOct 23
BREAKING: The United States is expected to remove 50% tariffs on some Canadian products in a bid to help Maine Senator Susan Collins and other Republicans in the upcoming midterm elections. Full Story: on.wsj.com/4i6fCyU
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In the first half, BYU looked like they did zero preparation to play UCF. Just getting beat pretty much everywhere.
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O, that I had had @PatMcAfeeShow being a voiceover for scripture reading of The Book of Mormon on my bingo card! But behold, the day of bingo is past, and I mourn my loss.
BYU FOOTBALL
@BYUfootballOct 24
SPOT THE BALL.
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the mustache is fine but he'll never get in the BYU Testing Center with that soul patch
Ecuador Al Día 365
@ecuadoraldia365Oct 23
Un video de un bebé con vello facial se ha vuelto viral, generando miles de reacciones. Los expertos recuerdan que cada caso debe evaluarse con un profesional de salud.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
El video parece modificado con IA según análisis de inconsistencias en el vello facial durante movimientos e iluminación artificial. No hay confirmación independiente de un caso médico real. lakalle.bluradio.com/entretenimient… metroecuador.com.ec/noticias/2026/… imparcialoaxaca.mx/viral/bebe-con… uruguayaldia.com.uy/viral-del-bebe…
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