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invites all the guys I've ever had a crush on to a party so I can bonk them all on the head with a squeaky toy mallet
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?"
drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
people ok the Internet are insufferable. I love my dad and my brother and I am friends with men and those men are good friends. stop pushing your life experience on me
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Men cannot be good friends first of all and secondly what the fuck I look like befriending YOUR man. I don’t give a fuck about him! I genuinely forget my friends are full blown married until I see their man
oh thank fucking god the curse of the brown/red cats with white stripes has ended. the shadowclan cats look fucked up in entirely unique ways.
I don't know that Cedarstar was my most bonded NPC. I think that's an error. Rookheart was at the top of my list.
Overall, very simple storyline, not the best quality of a game, but I still had fun! I will be playing ShadowClan next!
Finished ThunderClan!
The narrator said I wasn't the strongest flame but the dialogue box said I was.
So that's interesting
The last boss battle was pretty difficult for me
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dark avatar this, vaatu vs raava that, when are we going to discuss the fact that geet & ruhi ARE tui & la
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I assume this is fake, but the reason they do this is to screen for DV/ abuse, you fucking moron.
Took my 12-year-old in for her regular checkup today, and halfway through, the nurse goes,
“Mom, can you wait outside for a few mins?”
I said, “Nah, I’m good right here.”
She tried again. “It’ll only be for a minute.”
I told her, “That’s okay. Me and her dad already agreed our kids aren’t staying alone behind closed doors with adults we don’t personally know, medical staff included. Whatever you gotta ask her or check, you can do it while I’m sitting here.”
Her whole vibe changed.
She looked annoyed, said basically nothing, then walked out.
And what got me was... she never came back to do whatever supposedly needed me outta the room for.
That made me side-eye the whole thing even more.
Soon as she left, my daughter looked at me and said, “Thank you for staying.”
Yeah. That was enough for me...
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El-Sayed: In my Neurology unit, I would have to give that MOCA exam, that cognitive test he's so proud of… The only people you give that test to are people who you worry may have cognitive deficits. By definition, if you’re taking one of those tests, something is wrong.
And you know the doctor who gave it to him was like, I just want to see how smart you are, sir. And he's like, me too.
He brags about having taken it. He's like I remembered the rhinoceros. You're like Habibi, everybody remember the rhinoceros.
And the funny thing about it is, you know, he's taken it multiple times. So he's not even bragging about the first time he took it. He's like, I took it the 1st time and then I took it the 2nd time. So with Donald Trump, you can't blame him for this, he's just dumb.
But for Mike Rogers, can you imagine how small of a human being you have to be to know that he has real deficits and to just nod your head approvingly at the most ridiculous shit that the man proposes?
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