Scott Dilyard

How do people who don't watch college football know what it's like to simultaneously feel alive and like you want to die?

Considering the ongoing affordability crisis, are we really going to throw a guy out of the NCAA Tournament for buying in bulk?

Why the Guardians can NOT trade Steven Kwan l!

Someone’s season will end Saturday. It's winner-take-all. It’s grueling, stomach-churning, leg-twitch-inducing, lifespan-shortening. And it’s a thing of beauty — horrible, twisted, cruel, unforgiving beauty. "This is what you dream of." nytimes.com/athletic/5837667…

Why is it that every time I set foot in a post office with any sense of urgency at all there’s a guy directly in front of me trying to mail an aardvark to his cousin in Peru or some shit? Never fails.

Listening to music loudly on your phone in a public area should be punishable by caning. Go to Walgreens, buy a $9 pair of earbuds, and fuck all the way off.

These refs are a mess.

How do people who don't watch college football know what it's like to simultaneously feel alive and like you want to die?

“Guys, we have to finally turn around this quarterback history of ours. Who has an idea?” “What’s the most guaranteed money anyone ever got?” “I think Green Bay gave Aaron Rodgers $150 million.” “I say we give $230 million to the guy everybody says touched them with his dick.”

If you don't love this @CleGuardians team , you are dead inside!

How do people who don't watch college football know what it's like to simultaneously feel alive and like you want to die?

How do people who don't watch college football know what it's like to simultaneously feel alive and like you want to die?

Sometimes a quick, casual round within the spirit of the game is what we need.

It would have been cool if the Guardians players wore a mixture of Robinson’s No. 42 and Doby’s 14 today. That would be fitting.

I don’t give a fuck how you did on Wordle.