Software Engineer. Engineering and Science Teacher. Space Geek. NASATweetup alumnus. CPR Instructor. EMT. Current Treasurer, past of Long Hill First Aid Squad.
New Jersey
Joined January 2009
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@HorizonBCBSNJ I tried to get a Covid vaccine at CVS today. They said it isn't covered. When will your system be updated so we can get our vaccines?
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@panerabread Why are you playing cover songs? I'm listening to fake Bowie in your restaurant. Please pay a little more and get the real songs.
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@TheSpaceGal while browsing Amazon, I came across space themed curtains with the description, "Kids Astronaut Curtains for Boys Kids Bedroom". You might want to have a word with them.
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@BambulabGlobal I'm a public school teacher in the U.S. We're trying to buy a couple of printers from you. Your sales people won't give us your tax id so that we can set up a P.O. They tell us to go through a reseller. Is this your policy?
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Why do I keep getting new followers? I'm not very interesting, and they all seem like bots or thirst traps.
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@KhanTheMusical @brentalfloss We so enjoyed Khan! yesterday. Very glad we caught it before it ended, and I hope this isn't the last we'll see of it. LLAP.
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It is time for mathematicians to state that implicit adjacency multiplication takes precedence over explicit multiplication and division operators. I'm tired of arguing over 12/4(2+1). Let it equal 1. Let 3/5a be what it looks like, instead of (3a)/5.
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@AshleyGWinter I just learned from watching 60 Minutes that penguins don't pee. That's all.
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@AshleyGWinter Thought you'd want to read and comment on this. nytimes.com/2023/02/01/magaz…
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What would it take for @NASA to arrange for one of the ISS astronauts to perform the Wednesday Dance in space?
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My knee surgery holes were not complete without the help of a marker.
ALT A face drawn on my knee.
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Almost as predicted.
If you think that $20 for a blue checkmark is the end of it, you're fooling yourselves. @elonmusk is going to sell different colors at different prices. Gold spinny checkmark, anyone?
If you think that $20 for a blue checkmark is the end of it, you're fooling yourselves. @elonmusk is going to sell different colors at different prices. Gold spinny checkmark, anyone?