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Chunk of hail in a world of snowflakes

Joined February 2012
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You’re a badass and we need more guys like you in this world @Jmack0305💚💚 Venmo: @Christian-Seals-50
.@AQSHIPLEY WITH THE DONK TOSS 👏 30 $500 WINNERS 💰💰 🔘Repost this video 🔘Say something nice to somebody 🔘Put the easiest way to pay you as well #PMSLive
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Pat: retires from NFL “That’s crazy. He left millions on the table.” Pat: launches podcast. Parlays into millions in deal with FanDuel. Then takes contract at espn. “That’s crazy. He will not have the same success with the guard rails at ESPN.” Pat: Joins WWE. “That’s crazy. He will damage his reputation and turn off his fanbase.” Pat: signs most valuable extension in TV history at $60m/yr. Releasing his first music album. “That’s crazy. He thinks too much of himself and it will fail.” Time will tell, but if you’re betting against PM at this point you’re either a salty bitch or haven’t been paying attention.
For as long as I can remember my mere existence has made people hate my guts.. I’ve been writing songs about it for 20yrs & it’s time to let them aht.. A LOT of headlines & narratives.. if I was to die, I’d like my kids to know exactly who their dad is. 🗣🗣 AUGUST 14TH, 2026
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I mean this is the same dude who gives his people big bonuses from his shows budget. Who started giving out insane amounts of money to college students. He talks about every sport like sportscenter used to before it became all click bait and sensationalism
ESPN is expected to start paying Pat McAfee north of $60 Million annually after laying off other employees 🤯 (via @TheAthletic)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Unlike standard talent contracts (e.g. Stephen A. Smith), this is a licensing/production agreement. McAfee pays his own staff, studio, guests, and overhead, so his personal take-home is lower than the headline figure. (nytimes.com/athletic/73442…)
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This World Cup has been so unbelievably good
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I could not BELIEVE Alabama ran this as an actual play! We had to run it on the field ourselves!!
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He would not be denied today! @Blaney wins at @phoenixraceway!
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Our sport #USAHockey
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🚨SIGNED GIVEAWAY🚨 To win: 1. RT 2. Comment #ProBowlVote + [any Packers player name] Rasheed Walker Dontayvion Wicks Aaron Banks Colby Wooden Romeo Doubs Brandon McManus Matthew Golden Matt Orzech Daniel Whelan Sean Rhyan Evan Williams Javon Bullard Isaiah McDuffie Zach Tom Luke Musgrave
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Dear @PatMcAfeeShow, please keep this Schrages, AQsh, D. But, and Watt Wednesday rolling for the rest of the year! Every emotion you could need for a glorious week all in one four hour progrum. @evanfoxy
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Dude wtf are you Shohei???
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2 goats talk their goats. This show/series is gonna be 🔥🔥 all the way through
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.. Our 1st episode, Receivers. Tom Brady & Peyton Manning join Ari & Ben as they try to land on 1 DEFINITIVE NFL Receiver Mt Rushmore. Thru some debate & phenomenal story telling we discover which 4 receivers should be etched in stone forever. HOW'D WE DO?
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Dear Lee Corso ... A thank you from the fans 🧡
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For a long time, I figured this Micah Parsons situation would play out like other Cowboys negotiations: he’d sign a gigantic deal just before the season. Nope. Schefty absolutely nailed this one 9 days ago 🎯
The current state of relations between Micah Parsons and the Dallas Cowboys. 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/0Ha…
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Brutal for Mario. Dudes been white knighting for FORTY years and gotten no pussy
The Nintendo Today App confirms Mario and Peach's relationship status for the first time in 40 years They are "good friends and help each other out whenever they can"
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Kyrie Irving watching his own highlights: “Y’all will never see another player like me.” Facts.
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Let’s goooo Dan-O!!! Can’t wait to hear more of your idiotic but occasionally interesting takes @danorlovsky7!!
ESPN has re-signed Dan Orlovsky to a new multi-year agreement, keeping the Emmy-nominated analyst as an NFL Live mainstay, a Monday Night Football analyst for select games, and with an entrenched presence across ESPN’s studio show lineup.
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Bounce back will be insane. 💚
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Seems like a thousand years ago…
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Good morning beautiful people.. We’re headed into a GREAT summer.. don’t be scared to take a peaksy at everything in life. See what deserves your energy and what should be left in last week. What’s important? What’s not important? What’s great? What sucks? We only get this life 1 time.. let’s try and give ourselves an opportunity to enjoy it. Cut out the negative bullshits Let’s have the greatest Monday in history.
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