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seanISme

@seanisme

Swearing on the internet. Swearing on trains. BSFC no.1071

 ne25 or ne24 on Saturday
Joined March 2009
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First rule of Might Club is: You never commit to plans
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Replying to @FootballCliches
heard morton fans refer to St Mirren's new lego stadium as the 'methadome'
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Newcastle City Council has become the first council in England to pass our #GetMeHomeSafely campaign motion. What this means is that a policy will now be drawn up which makes free taxis home for those working past 11:30pm a requirement for an alcohol license.
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MI6 ROGUE@mi6rogue9 Jul 2022
Just in case you have never seen this list, this was stored in the Tory whips safe to use as leverage to blackmail MPs. It is a snapshot of a scandal among top Tory MPs. #BorisJohnson
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TFW you *really* don’t want to know what it is that a business is offering.
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But enough about Ibrox! Folks,
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@BBCNews18 May 2022
'Haunted Castle of Spite' back on the market bbc.in/3LpigO5
What next for the Highland 'haunted Castle of Spite'?

What next for the Highland 'haunted Castle of Spite'?

Historic Carbisdale Castle in Sutherland is back on the market for the third time in six years.

bbc.com
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GREAT RESULT! 💪 GREAT STUFF!
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It's quite funny watching the same right-wing headbangers who shat themselves because I'd said you shouldn't snitch on someone in poverty shoplifting food, now falling over themselves to insist the Prime Minister can have a little bit of law-breaking as a treat.
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loving the soft launch of this broad’s death can’t wait for the wide release
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@ABC20 Feb 2022
BREAKING: Britain's Queen Elizabeth tests positive for COVID abcn.ws/3LK1rP7
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Christmas greetings from @DAVID_LYNCH!
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Occasionally I think about Peter Schmeichel’s haircut from the 1995/96 season. It was a style that most of the boys at my middle school had at the time. But he’s 32 years old here. 32.
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A person sitting in the door of a mobile unit, writing in a notebook. Text: I don't have a plan in life.

ALT A person sitting in the door of a mobile unit, writing in a notebook. Text: I don't have a plan in life.

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Gameshow idea. Darren Grimes is deposited in Syria with £500 and a rucksack and has to economically migrate himself across Turkey, the Balkans, several mountain ranges and France, culminating in a clandestine Channel crossing. If he succeeds he gets six months in a Travelodge.
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Do you remember the famous 97% study - that 97% of climate science supported the consensus on human-caused climate change? Well we have just published an update for 2012-2021 papers in the same journal, Environmental Research Letters. The figure is now... drumroll please...99.9%!
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Tory Fibs
@ToryFibs4 Oct 2021
In the 2019 General Election, Jeremy Corbyn got 93% of his donations from trade unions. The cleanest money in politics. History will record it as the last moment in British politics when a political leader tried to cleanse their party of crony donors.
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teapawt.net/NoContextBrits/status/…
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Is one of them “Don’t let your family take you on a long-haul flight during a pandemic?”
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That’s enough for today thank you very much x
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"Climate Activist" billionaires like Bill Gates will absolutely harness the violent power of state to crush anyone who actually wants to solve climate change, if it means protecting their wealth. 100% of the time.
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The Glenn Roeder shuffle! He sets up Clive Allen to score for QPR v Blackburn in 1981 #QPR @QPRReport @qprnet
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