my goats

Ah ok

that time José Tábata fucked up Max Scherzer's perfect game in 2015 was some real bullshit

You Can See Everything worst theater-going experience of my life. Walked out after 45 minutes. 400 grovelers clapping like seals wouldn’t shut the fuck up. Felt like what I imagine one of those midnight screenings of The Room must be like. More like You Can’t Hear Anything!!

humiliation ritual #nukewisconsin

I would rather the Sox win 10 in a row and Hawk Harrelson beats me to death with a hammer than the Brewers win a single World Series

The median Cubs fan is a white 60-year-old jetski dealership owner from Palatine. The median White Sox fan is a white 60-year-old jetski dealership owner from Homer Glen. They both vote the same and think you’re gay for using twitter

it’s okay if the Cubs get no-hit in the playoffs. At the end of the day, Mayo still won the All-Ireland.

I don’t like his brother either but it’s not nice to call him that