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she/her | Designer. Mom of one little dude. Star Wars trash, music adjacent, art, old lady hobbies, F1. I’m really not very cool. https://teapawt.net/t.co/9TF6Fylopl

Joined June 2008
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go away. i am the spaghetti.
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virgo, black looks good on you.
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LOG 👏🏻 INN 👏🏻 SLAPS 👏🏻
The oldest business in every state that is STILL operating today.
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the bride requested Ella Fitzgerald but I thought she said Edmund Fitzgerald and boy this is a long, awkward first dance
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Very quick verdict: Virgos not ok
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George Lucas and his wife Mellody Hobson sell grilled cheese sandwiches at $2 in their museum so no visitor goes hungry. Hobson grew up poor and unable to afford items on school field trips, so she made sure no kid would have to go through the same.
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me to the fall out boys
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This will be the sixth time we have destroyed the DC cinematic universe, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
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THE POST OFFICE IS GETTING CRYPTID STAMPS NEXT YEAR!!!! >:D
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Drink every time @TheWeeklyPlanet or @wikipediabrown say ‘boy/boys’ in the latest caravan of garbage.
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type of line you'd hear in a danny mcbride show
dont be comin up in my apothecary takin big sips of my elixirs
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“Millennials are so cr—-“ shhhhh. Here’s the thing. We don’t care. We simply don’t care anymore. Leave us and our anxiety and our Schitt’s Creek GIFs and our emotional support TV shows alone.
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writing fics is so ez 🔥🔥
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HOBBY LOBBY SKINNED THE GRINK, MAN THEY FUCKING SKINNED HIM
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If I could encapsulate my feelings about 90% of discourse that goes on here, it would be these four pictures
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If you're in the Chicago area, they need your help moving the bean 7 inches to the left tomorrow.
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Plugging your iPod into a cassette tape and then putting that it in your cars tape player to play music
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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why are we acting like basket weaving is useless as a skill do you know how many baskets I have and also need???
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Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Two mystery actors are in the running to play James Bond in addition to Callum Turner, Jack Lowden and Josh O’Connor. “One stars in a 2026 Amazon pic and another likes to wear a mask” - @krolljvar (Source: view.mail.hollywoodreporter.…)
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Watching Lando Calrissian escape from the 2nd Death Star as it exploded even though ive seen it 400 times before
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