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Based on the grammar Equation Group was hacked by @InfoSecBorat #attribution
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Curse @krypt3ia for inventing the word "Infosectology"
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Why is a toilet feedback screen running anonymous VNC with a public IP?! shodan.io/host/171.207.171.9… #IoT
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To teach kids about Bitcoin, give them piggy banks. 6 months later smash them, steal the money, and laugh.
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Today @WhiteHouse is proposing that all federal websites use HTTPS-only. What do you think? Share your feedback: https.cio.gov
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ISIS guy 1: I know, let's use cryptography to hide our messages!
ISIS guy 2: We can't, it's against the law in the UK.
ISIS guy 1: Oh, OK.
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Q: What LAN protocol was forged in the fires of Mount Doom?
A: Tolkien ring.
…I’ll just show myself out.
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Every PUSH you take
Every MOV you make
Every INT you break, every RET you fake
I'll be watching you
#windbg
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“@jroper: Glad they fixed that git vulnerability, now I can
$ git pull untrusted master
$ ./build
with peace of mind.” < LOL
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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, because they're efficient and not very funny.
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Somewhere in space, a robot is staring at a "Do you want Windows to search online for drivers for this harpoon launcher?" dialog.
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BREAKING NEWS: Former GCHQ analyst says NSA successfully pressured NIST to add a backdoor to the ROT13 encryption algorithm in 1983.
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Someone toll me #Windows10 because of German marketing dept pushed back against to name for Windows Nein!
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OH: QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljkn
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Not to be outdone by Apple and U2, Google pushes the latest Nickleback album onto all Android devices.
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Considering the tweet pattern dropoff/increase, suspecting that @SwiftOnSecurity is actually @infosecjerk in drag.
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What's the difference between an Android phone and a Windows XP computer?
They released security updates for Windows XP.
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