Proud South African 🇿🇦 Comedy Creator with 700K followers on social media🕺🏼📸🎶 Love football and Manchester United 👹🏟️
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My girlfriend left me because she says I’m too obsessed with football statistics. Now she’s my xGf.
Thanks Carras. Fabulous turnaround last season after Ruben’s sacking, but somehow things became quite untenable this season. I really wonder what the reason is behind this perpetual cycle of madness 🧐
🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
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It’s always cool when they bring Mount coz that means the scoreline won’t change so I can switch the TV off 😃
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An absolutely stellar game of cricket. Huge kudos to Rickelton and Mulder for keeping the Proteas in it! Big Day 5 tomorrow! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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HUGE BREAKING:
Edwin van der Sar is one candidate being talked about replacing Omar Berrada.
#MUFC
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Manchester United’s decline has a clear fix: a David Beckham-led consortium buys out the Glazers. Inter Miami’s transformation proves they can turn a club around. As a United legend, Beckham would restore the bond with the fans that the Glazer ownership has broken.
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When will things improve? 😭👹
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When will things improve? 😭👹
#funny #parody #music #football #manunited #manchesterunited #mufc #premierleague