Developer Productivity @Splunk | It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory.
Durham, NC
Joined April 2013
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Chris Bailey retweeted
OMG DON CLAIMS HE "BEAT" POKEMON, HAS NOT CAUGHT 'EM ALL... TRUMP: "GAME ENDS WHEN YOU BEAT ELITE FOUR"
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"people are the cause of, and solution to, every problem."
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Chris Bailey retweeted
Is there a rule somewhere that says all recipe sites have to be terrible? I appreciate that you took your dog to the park and the leaves are changing colors, but I just want to cook
Chris Bailey retweeted
folks talking about biden’s money while trump family shits in golden toilets is prime 2020
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are you one of the, uh, twenty- or thirty-odd designers in the world who loves the shit out of data visualization, ops tools and designing for engineers? then you should prob get your ass right over here, _stat_. -> jobs.lever.co/honeycomb/c801… 🐝
Chris Bailey retweeted
Junior developers:
"I can't do one damn thing without Googling it first. When will I become a real Senior Developer?!"
Senior developers:
71 Tabs open on Google
21 Tabs open on StackOverflow
Trying to solve ✨ONE✨ small problem
Chris Bailey retweeted
The most daring and important tv show I can think of.
those who follow me know I make a lot of recommendations but I never say 'you must watch X'
You must watch watchmen.
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Pilot in Halifax, Canada drew a picture of a fist in the sky via @flightaware flightaware.com/live/flight/…
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What you realize is that MOST folks in your field are using bad components and architecture because they are following the most basic model provided by the "main body".
That model isn't made for commercial-level software.
Rethink your content from their perspective. Guide.
Chris Bailey retweeted
Up until last week I coached and influenced, without direct authority, 50+ internal IBM squads improving their DevOps and Agile practices. Also led creation of internal micro-services running in public cloud. Due to lay offs, I am ready to help a new team!
Chris Bailey retweeted
this is a fan. fucking. tastic livetweet by @shelbyspees of a KILLER talk by @seebails, full of pithy zingers and real tales from the o11y crypt. i would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Chris Bailey retweeted
we've revamped our pricing. which is an underwhelming way of saying that honeycomb is now the most straightforwardly and affordably priced option available in the APM, monitoring or observability markets.
i am kind of ridonkulously excited about this change. 8mo in the hopper.
We’ve listened to your feedback: you want more predictable usage with less management. We think taking an event-based view does that. Developer Advocate @shelbyspees breaks down what that means.
bit.ly/3fMgc4e
Chris Bailey retweeted
i have been caremad about the pricing shenanigans in this sector since the day i stumbled facefirst into host-based pricing 👇 (and not only that, but "number of distinct hosts seen in a 24h period, aka FUCK YO ASG"-based price rackets) xitter.cf/mipsytipsy/status/7450…
one weird trick to cut your @datadoghq bill by 90%: just build your infra contrary to all architectural best practices (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Chris Bailey retweeted
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Poop may tell us when the coronavirus lockdown will end latimes.com/california/story…
Chris Bailey retweeted
Post-event outcomes (Keynote, Panel, Blogs) and Newsletter signup for non-attendees already out! observe2020.io/since-the-eve… #o11y2020 #observability #forlife
