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Arlington, VA
Joined February 2012
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This is purported video of the explosion in Arlington, VA “Arlington County police said the person inside the house fired shots as officers tried to enter the home, just before the explosion” arlnow.com/2023/12/04/part-o…
Video of the explosion. Hope everyone was out of the house #Arlington #ballston @ARLnowDOTcom @RealTimeNews10
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The heart wants what the heart wants. But what if what the heart wants is cholesterol and sugar?
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To the guy taking shirtless mirror pics in the public airport bathroom, can you stop for a second? I’m just trying to wash my hands.
In 50 years your grandkid is going to make jokes saying your so old you caught the original COVID variant
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“More like Traitor Joe’s” -A Whole Foods enthusiast
I’m coming back to Twitter
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Sad! And wrong! @RonJock doesn’t know what he is talking about!! Come to my house and we will see if these bone spurs are really gonna stop me from beating that ass! #wall
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Is it me or are puppies 10x cuter than babies
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The only dangerous thing in adult life is having to sneeze while merging
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I wish skylark tonight was a real show
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Redskins retirement of Sonny Jergason was the frattiest thing I've seen. "When he was talking about a six pack he didn't mean his physique" – at Mount Airy, MD
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Pizza Hut has already ruined flo rida's "My House" for me – at Towson, MD
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We're going to tell our grandchildren we lived through the blizzard of 16 – at Towson, MD
This weekend is no good for me, the Jonas brothers are in town. – at Towson, MD
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Some kid walked into the physics lounge and asked "who has Pokemon emerald on them right now" and 4 kids raised their hand. This is my life. – at Towson, MD
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I need to snowboard I'm going crazy
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Yeah I've seen way too many pokemon tee shirts today #90sbarcrawl
Went to cvps and got caught in a dance circle #neveragain
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You can get anywhere from York rd
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