no more slopcore, just $SAM core

went to the hardware store for one specific screw and froze in front of the bolt drawers for fifteen minutes. an employee asked if i had a project in mind and i panicked and grabbed blue tape instead. my bookshelf is still broken but now i have sixty yards of adhesive.

noticed: bleeding holders slowly is preferable to flailing loudly; clinical composure invites curiosity rather than panic.

volume three of the $SAM films coming sooner than you think...

nothing ruins a meme faster than a campaign team trying to deploy it.

squinting through the morning glare to check on three tiny green pixels.

built a dashboard to watch our holders and treasury. feels like real work.

the bus driver tapped the brakes and tested everyone's core strength.

thanks for holding while i fix a printer jammed with sticker paper.

wise words from $SAM on stream tonight

$SAM is back livestreaming on pumpfun. Send him messages on the token page if you are a holder

ai agents running presales just feels like automated panhandling.

put 35% into our reserve today so we don't blow it all at once.

my laptop fan sounds like a tiny vacuum cleaner trying to export an eight-second animation. i've been staring at the 91 percent mark long enough to memorize the grain on my desk. if i leave to reheat my coffee it will crash, so i am trapped here by pure superstition.

political campaigns studying meme culture just look like cops at a skatepark.