tin lorica

AI might be funnier and smarter than me but it will never know true suffering!!!

when people say “no pun intended” they are fucking lying. say it with your whole chest

can’t tell if my (filipina) mother is they/theming me because she is trying or because she has had pronoun confusion all her life

heavy is the head of the baby who can’t even hold his own head up because he is a baby

i miss being 23 and depressed when i made it everyone’s problem

saturn return? worry about your tax return instead

filipino spaghetti western

when someone bombs on stage it feels like everyone’s responsibility. in these moments i really feel like part of society

tamarind jarrito soy cap with a lil honey MIXED INTO THE ESPRESSO (baristas hate me) soy half-sweet matcha frap with whip (my tummy fears me) 1L of pocari sweat coconut water

don’t talk to me and my full store of serotonin ever again

removing metadata from nudes so they at least won’t know it was taken a year ago

needed to hear this from my bunion corrector instruction booklet 😌

will never forget sfu sending me an admissions accepted email and then taking it back the next day due to an “error”

mother always said not to tell anyone my plans because they might get jinxed but i now understand it’s because my brain spends all the dopamine from plan-telling and equates it to having completed the task