
M.Rosa. Queer A-spec Lesbian. Halfie FilAm ๐. ๐ฟChemist. She/them. Unstable Marshmallow. I've never been a natural all I do is try try try. icon:@MIS0HAPPY
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Maia The ๐ retweeted
idgaf about realism have buck make a deal with a crossroads demon to get bobby back
No legit cause surveillance state is also about public reporting
People straight up forget 1984 itโs wild
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Made good use of my copay dollars by dedicating 20min to dissecting wicked with my therapist this session
Maia The ๐ retweeted
BREAKING: The ammunition used in the fatal shooting of UnitedHealthcare's CEO had writing on it that read, "deny," "defend" and "depose," an AP source says. apnews.com/article/unitedheaโฆ
My promotion got officially announced at work today and everyoneโs like omg congrats finally itโs been a long time coming so all day long itโs been youtu.be/ZgQnOFJMgG0
Maia The ๐ retweeted
Theyโre gonna spend 100x more manpower and money to find the UHC CEO shooter than they ever did investigating UHCโs unlawful practices and the deaths they caused.
Director: ugh I just got the ER bill from when I got hit by a car on my bike guess how much it was
Me: idk $20k?
Him: ๐ฎ how did you know that?? It was $21k!!
Me: yeah dawg I know the cost of healthcare in America it fucking sucks
The problem with Jeff Goldblum in Wicked (2024) is heโs basically the same as Jeff Goldblum in Thor: Ragnarock (2017) and I find that to be quite boring.
I so sorry but you know who I think would have done a great Wizard?
Neil Patrick Harris
Maia The ๐ retweeted
no actually fuck this. just hire fat actors. it's fucking ridiculous
Major props to the makeup team on #ThePenguin Colin Farrell is completely unrecognizable as Oz. It's like watching a whole new actor!
Maia The ๐ retweeted
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
remember that at this time of the night weโre watching for house and senate races to be called, not the presidential one which is still way too early to be looking at
lol not me getting emotional thinking about the call during InDecision 2004 of obamas landslide senate win
Maia The ๐ retweeted
ELECTION DAY STRIKE: We are back out on the picket line today. We know this is a hard day to be on strike for our members but we want to be clear: We are here because of the decisions of @NYTimes management.












