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M.Rosa. Queer A-spec Lesbian. Halfie FilAm ๐Ÿ. ๐ŸŒฟChemist. She/them. Unstable Marshmallow. I've never been a natural all I do is try try try. icon:@MIS0HAPPY

crossing a bridge somewhere
Joined February 2009
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Maia The ๐Ÿ retweeted
idgaf about realism have buck make a deal with a crossroads demon to get bobby back
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No legit cause surveillance state is also about public reporting People straight up forget 1984 itโ€™s wild
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Itโ€™s actually crazy to me bc 15-20 years ago we were constantly talking about 1984 and now the surveillance state is just the reality weโ€™ve accepted and gone smooth brained about
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Made good use of my copay dollars by dedicating 20min to dissecting wicked with my therapist this session
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My promotion got officially announced at work today and everyoneโ€™s like omg congrats finally itโ€™s been a long time coming so all day long itโ€™s been youtu.be/ZgQnOFJMgG0
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(lol we finalized it on Election Day so I have not been able to enjoy it and also it really has been a long time coming bc our terrible ex-director basically set all of us back a year since we had to clean up her mess so Iโ€™m still bitter. But I AM pleased really)
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Maia The ๐Ÿ retweeted
remember when henry kissinger died on spotify wrapped day last year
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Maia The ๐Ÿ retweeted
a spotify wrapped day miracle
UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson shot and killed near hotel in Midtown Manhattan - WPIX
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Maia The ๐Ÿ retweeted
Theyโ€™re gonna spend 100x more manpower and money to find the UHC CEO shooter than they ever did investigating UHCโ€™s unlawful practices and the deaths they caused.
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Director: ugh I just got the ER bill from when I got hit by a car on my bike guess how much it was Me: idk $20k? Him: ๐Ÿ˜ฎ how did you know that?? It was $21k!! Me: yeah dawg I know the cost of healthcare in America it fucking sucks
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The problem with Jeff Goldblum in Wicked (2024) is heโ€™s basically the same as Jeff Goldblum in Thor: Ragnarock (2017) and I find that to be quite boring. I so sorry but you know who I think would have done a great Wizard? Neil Patrick Harris
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Maia The ๐Ÿ retweeted
no actually fuck this. just hire fat actors. it's fucking ridiculous
Major props to the makeup team on #ThePenguin Colin Farrell is completely unrecognizable as Oz. It's like watching a whole new actor!
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Maia The ๐Ÿ retweeted
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
you can tell 9-1-1 is someoneโ€™s first long running series because they ask things like โ€œwhy would characters start dating 7 seasons in?โ€ baby this is what happens when youโ€™re not canceled after the first season by netflix
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Lmaoooo this daily show kornacki bit
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remember that at this time of the night weโ€™re watching for house and senate races to be called, not the presidential one which is still way too early to be looking at lol not me getting emotional thinking about the call during InDecision 2004 of obamas landslide senate win
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it is real depressing to see the losses from 2020 numbers. But itโ€™s just too soon to be watching that granularly and weโ€™ll have all week to stress over those tenths
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ELECTION DAY STRIKE: We are back out on the picket line today. We know this is a hard day to be on strike for our members but we want to be clear: We are here because of the decisions of @NYTimes management.
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Maia The ๐Ÿ retweeted
Thank you, Quincy Jones, for producing the music in this iconic scene from The Wiz. The Emerald City Sequence. ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ
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