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former gwyneth paltrow apologist, phillies fan, patio marg enjoyer

Glenside, PA
Joined April 2011
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(to the tune of the autozone jingle) get in the bohm, alec bohm
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Today's Cute Critter of the Day is Genevieve from Madeline!!
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sara retweeted
“it’s cabaret (1972)”
when the deluxe reveals the entire showgirl era was a satire of american materialism. it’s the great gatsby, it’s hollywood by madonna, it’s cabaret (1972), it’s norman fucking rockwell, it’s robert altman-esque
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Apparently, 90% of the first responders who died in 9/11 were Catholic. There is something to be said for the programming a catholic upbringing instills you, even if you don't really believe anymore. What is ambient Catholic guilt during a normal day turns into a willingness to die for someone else in a crisis.
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girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”
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wait ok so how is everybody just like handling everything
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you ever decide that shaving your legs and blowing out your hair will cure your clinical depression then you’re stuck grappling with the fact that it didn’t and now you feel like you have to be social so you don’t waste a blow out
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i think we as a society need to start publicly shaming people dragging fleece blankets into movie theaters
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this got me literal death threats on threads so curious to see how it plays out over here
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george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)
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Philadelphia
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the world you remember no longer exists
Ellen DeGeneres took the iconic Oscar selfie 12 years ago today.
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the prophet @Defunctland
NEW: Walt Disney Imagineering has revealed a new real-life robotic Olaf character coming to Disneyland Paris and Hong Kong Disneyland early next year.
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wicked for good begs the question… would you love me if i were a scarecrow
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do you ever take a closer look at something you see every day and it absolutely takes your breath away? like it’s so crazy that this majestic bright blue bird lives in my backyard and i never give it a second thought. life!
Me if I was really good at baseball
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apparently consistently wanting to go to bed at 5:45 pm is “concerning” and i might be “having a depressive episode”
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saw this and felt compelled to show all of you
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I get so focused on Braves fans that I always forget there’s actually a second pro stadium full of hicks doing the chop.
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Was I…. Right
It would be soooooo funny if Trump decided to show her up by dying
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It would be soooooo funny if Trump decided to show her up by dying
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