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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 28

Fucking hell! 😂😂😂😂😂

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@StokeyyG2Oct 26

Harry Kane after winning the Ballon d’Or: ‘I want to say thank you to Tottenham, I wouldn’t be where I am at without Tottenham.’

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 24

Gummy combover cunt

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 24

Please Spurs. Can we have some career ending tackles tonight. #fuckchelsea

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 21

Hopefully it’s terminal

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 21

Carrick getting sacked and Pochettino going to United. Remember who told you first.

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 21

Fucking nailed it!

@DikiRance81Oct 21

Replying to @DPJHodges

You’re Badenoch’s spokesman, Farage’s stalker Burnham’s fluffer and the rest of the country’s dickhead

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 21

Yellow!!! Game’s gone.

The Football Tavern@TavernFootballOct 21

25 years ago, on this very day, Graeme Le Saux introduced himself to Danny Mills. I'm sure he didn't mean it. Plus he did say sorry.

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 20

It ain’t stupid if it works, eh @Bronsonshitpost?

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 20

Exactly this. But y’know, Spurs innit.

His Excellency, Jim MBE 🏆@JimJones1425Oct 20

Mad how he only felt the elbow once he realised he couldn’t get the ball.

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 19

Finally!

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 16

Cheese toastie 😍 The goat of quick snacks.

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 15

Rare early finish today. Time to put some music on and have a cheeky Southern Comfort …….. or 6 #nowplaying #radiohead #okcomputer

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 14

That’s nothing, @Felon82’s ex wife has 3 suitcases full of his jizz filled socks and tissues. She said she just wants to keep the memories alive.

@fessholeOct 14

Ex-wife told me she would always find my bitten nail remains around the house all the time, so first year separated I decided to keep every clipping. I collect them in a whisky glass, there are hundreds. No wonder she was mad. Owner of a disgusting collection of my own body parts

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 14

Ffs @Felon82. I know you don’t like @npepper101, but jeez! 😳

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 11

This is what @JimJones1425 sex dreams look like.

@theLMAOcoinOct 11

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 11

Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you. X Post of the Year. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Zoos are bad. Tigers shouldn’t be in cages to be gawked at by fat retards. They should be in their natural habitat, terrorising indian villagers

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 10

This sock puppet cunt is a weapons grade, Michelin Star spastic. Surely it’s a joke account.

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 10

And like fucking clockwork.

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SiMan@seriouslyFFSOct 10

S H A M B O L I C

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