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Stephanie 70k Van Dyk

@sevandyk

Staff SRE on GKE at Google. #computerswereamistake 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

 Seattle, WA
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Joined June 2010
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Forget "giving my best". I'm keeping my best. Y'all can get like, my "pretty okay".
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Jim Broadbent Daily@broadbentdaily1 Oct 2024
Jim & Dame Judi Dench on the set of Iris (2001) @JudiDenchNews @Judi_Daily
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XKCD now fills the cultural niche in offices that was vacated by Dilbert.
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I am "hmmm maybe it would be fun to buy a horseshoes set for car camping" years old. 👵
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KubeconEU is approaching which means earring production has begun! See you nerds in Amsterdam!
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Jeff Stein
@jstein_sun13 Mar 2023
Doing some journalism
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I believe gossip that brings me joy
your #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐀 🐍👑 🌷 (@davidgerard) profile pictureyour #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐀 🐍👑 🌷@davidgerard11 Mar 2023
UNVERIFIED RUMOUR: Musk fired everyone with access to the private key to their internal root CA, and they can no longer run Puppet because the Puppet master's CA cert expired and they can't get a new one because no one has access. They no longer can mint certs. *ahem* lol
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This is going to ruin my whole day.
Fin Moorhouse (@finmoorhouse) profile pictureFin Moorhouse@finmoorhouse9 Mar 2023
These shapes are topologically equivalent (!)
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Cora Harrington@CoraCHarrington8 Mar 2023
This International Women’s Day, let’s remember that most of the people who make your clothes - from Shein to haute couture - are women, and their work should be valued and respected.
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Stephanie 70k Van Dyk@sevandyk8 Mar 2023
You laid off employees on parental leave without paying out their leave, but go off. teapawt.net/GoogleDoodles/status/1…
Google Doodles (@GoogleDoodles) profile pictureGoogle Doodles@GoogleDoodles8 Mar 2023
Happy International Women’s Day! Today’s annual #GoogleDoodle celebrates how women all over the world support one another in every aspect of life. Learn more about #IWD2023 here → goo.gle/3Zue9aO
Illustration of the "GOOGLE" logo with vignettes within each letter. The “G” depicts a woman politician speaking at a podium with her arm raised. The first “O” depicts two young girls star gazing. The second “O” depicts a younger woman taking care of an older woman on a walker. The “G” depicts two mothers holding babies; one breastfeeding and the other bottle feeding. The “L” depicts a gathering of women joining arms at a rally. And the “E” depicts a woman doctor giving medical care to a female patient.

ALT Illustration of the "GOOGLE" logo with vignettes within each letter. The “G” depicts a woman politician speaking at a podium with her arm raised. The first “O” depicts two young girls star gazing. The second “O” depicts a younger woman taking care of an older woman on a walker. The “G” depicts two mothers holding babies; one breastfeeding and the other bottle feeding. The “L” depicts a gathering of women joining arms at a rally. And the “E” depicts a woman doctor giving medical care to a female patient.

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Today, I'm celebrating international women's day by remembering my 5 figure settlement check from the lawsuit where my employer was accused of systemically paying women less than men. 💁‍♀️
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You laid off employees on parental leave without paying out their leave, but go off. teapawt.net/GoogleDoodles/status/1…
Google Doodles (@GoogleDoodles) profile pictureGoogle Doodles@GoogleDoodles8 Mar 2023
Happy International Women’s Day! Today’s annual #GoogleDoodle celebrates how women all over the world support one another in every aspect of life. Learn more about #IWD2023 here → goo.gle/3Zue9aO
Illustration of the "GOOGLE" logo with vignettes within each letter. The “G” depicts a woman politician speaking at a podium with her arm raised. The first “O” depicts two young girls star gazing. The second “O” depicts a younger woman taking care of an older woman on a walker. The “G” depicts two mothers holding babies; one breastfeeding and the other bottle feeding. The “L” depicts a gathering of women joining arms at a rally. And the “E” depicts a woman doctor giving medical care to a female patient.

ALT Illustration of the "GOOGLE" logo with vignettes within each letter. The “G” depicts a woman politician speaking at a podium with her arm raised. The first “O” depicts two young girls star gazing. The second “O” depicts a younger woman taking care of an older woman on a walker. The “G” depicts two mothers holding babies; one breastfeeding and the other bottle feeding. The “L” depicts a gathering of women joining arms at a rally. And the “E” depicts a woman doctor giving medical care to a female patient.

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I love to be celebrated.
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Gen alpha giving zoomer nihilism a run for their money: Kid1: Mama, I want you to pretend to be a baby. And Grandpa, you pretend to be a kid. M: what are you pretending to be? K1: I'm pretending to be garbage.
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Every year, I pick one task to procrastinate on so hard, drop the ball - no, hurl that ball into the abyss until I cannot think of it without being nauseous and dizzy. The sacrificial task that drowns out the anxiety of everything else.
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"sorry for missing your email", I say, as I respond to the message that has haunted me day and night.
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Ben Kuerschner@Soldier_Wolfe4 Feb 2023
If I listened to any podcast, it'd be yours.
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Programmer Humor
@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R7 Feb 2023
Microservices reddit.com/r/programmerhumor…
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Ed Zitron
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As long as companies like Microsoft and Google are rewarded for constantly burning cash and human capital, they will keep mass-hiring and firing, because the street sees people as assets. As long as VCs are rewarded for gambling, innovation will suffer. ez.substack.com/p/the-rot-ec…
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Cora Harrington@CoraCHarrington3 Feb 2023
This is really good: fridaythings.com/recent-post…
The Life-Changing Magic of Understanding Subtext on the Internet | Friday Things

The Life-Changing Magic of Understanding Subtext on the Internet | Friday Things

Recently, Sarah Polley and Julia Fox made jokey comments about a trending topic without understanding the context. Here's what that says about the way we communicate online

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