Butterface.
Live in Scotland, dream in LA.
Joined February 2010
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If my ex situationship was wondering if blocking me after accidentally liking my tiktok video would stop me from getting the notification, it didn't 馃憖
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As it's now more than 5 years since my last surgery, my annual travel insurance policy has just gone from 拢490 to 拢46 馃檭
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Let me get this straight. I pay 拢2.99 on Friday to get next day deliver on a @OfficialPLT parcel. @EvriQueriesTeam deliver it on Tuesday afternoon, and I have to pay 拢1.49 to return an item that was too late to be used? Joke.
Sharon retweeted
A sound recording was taken of 125 decibels in Boston last night - 55 second into the Scottish National anthem. When confirmed it would make it the loudest noise recording at a World Cup tournament game. VG.
For the past 3 mornings my partners little boy has woken me up at 6am by kissing the end of my nose. Now I'm home and I kind of missed my early wake up call.
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Got told today that I have quite the shelf on me these days, and i'm going to be riding that high for a while 馃崙
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My neighbour reminds me when to take my bins out, then brings them back in. Every single week. What an angel.
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I don't think planes should board by group, i think you should board by: window seats, middle, aisle. Done.
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I relate to so many of @DermotKennedy's lyrics, but none as much as "I don't know nothing 'bout tomorrow, I barely know about today" cos same mate.
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I dropped a patients clipboard directly onto my toe yesterday and i'm pretty confident it's broken.
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Sharon retweeted
This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10
There's a man on the plane who took the most worn looking surgical mask out of his pocket, put it on inside out and upside down and sat down infront of me 馃樂
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It always amazes me that every time i'm at the airport it seems to be most people's first ever day on earth.
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On our first holiday together I asked my (ex parachute regiment) boyfriend if he was ok with flying 馃珷
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My boyfriend gave me a compliment the other day which started with "you're almost 40..." and i'm not sure he understands what a compliment is.
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