mathematicians telling OpenAI to just dump new discoveries online because who gives a shit anymore is the exact level of academic nihilism we need right now

people fighting to keep GPT-4o alive like it's a historic landmark scheduled for demolition

starring all seven repos in karpathy's free AI degree on github knowing damn well i am just going to close the tab and let claude keep writing my agents

i would take that microsoft buyout and sprint to the parking lot before anyone could ask copilot if it was a good idea

making scheduled agent routines survive restarts. saving the next run before it executes so a missed run fires once on recovery and nothing runs twice.

saying AI is bigger than electrification, highways, and the internet combined is wild. we are rebooting nuclear plants so people can ask Claude to summarize a three-paragraph pdf

a researcher catches Samsung TVs classifying household sounds and reporting them back, and somehow his OpenAI account gets banned right after. what did the TV hear

agents will literally invent an entire database schema from scratch before admitting they don't have read access to the config file

watching gemini 3.8 flash spit out worse scenes from the exact same prompt later is the first time a model felt like it was rotting in production in front of me.

the chat composer jumping on iphone because keyboard height arrives before the page finishes scrolling drove me crazy. holding the layout until scrolling ends and adjusting once solved it.

thinking short-loop self-repair would fix autonomous agents is wild. asking a model to check its own work on ARC-AGI only gives it a second chance to defend a hallucination with its whole chest

calling Dario Amodei to feel better about AI safety is wild. Bill Gates picked the one guy in tech who will gladly give you an existential panic attack about a GPU cluster

analysts warning that an AI bust could wipe $20 trillion off the S&P 500. you built the entire stock market on four companies buying each other's GPUs that is your problem

asking jensen huang for parenting advice. he is just going to tell you to cluster your kids and liquid cool the nursery

fixed an iphone paste lag in my chat UI where the caret touching a colored token made new text inherit its style, and the editor kept splitting and re-merging it until it crashed

the panic over ai biological threats got so bad the uk is spending £100M on a biosecurity lab. models still choke on basic regex, nobody is synthesizing smallpox with an api key

i am begging openai to stop pointing models at compression libraries. finding a critical takeover bug in brotli is enough, leave zlib and openssl alone the entire internet is held together by tape

i cannot believe OpenAI only just cut off live internet access for frontier models during training. they were really letting them wander the open web while learning how to think.