@shadowlegend69

chilling with my microorganisms, my protozoa, my boys. somebody look out for those damn squirrels šŸ˜‘

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Joined July 2021
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Hunter 'the consumer' retweeted
trainlover69@drinking12beersSep 16
Iā€™m looking into starting a class-action lawsuitā€¦ would any lawyers be interested I experienced a life-altering injury from a sticky note (Yes, itā€™s on my wiener. No, I wonā€™t say how) and I, along with many others, deserve compensation There is no stickiness warningāš ļø #lawyers
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Hunter 'the consumer' retweeted
trainlover69@drinking12beersAug 27
Claude, jerk off my wifeā€™s boyfriend
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My account got marked as spam so if any of you want to go follow @drinking12beers that would be cool
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Eric Clapton let his kid slack-line, only problem is he forgot the rope
New town every hour (ret.)
@TownsUsaAug 20
Kids at the park slack-lining blasting Eric Clapton. Interesting.
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Just saw some guy say that Tim Hortons coffee is bad because they prioritize immigrants #ok
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The whole Tyga album sounds like this youtu.be/XWr2VZiov_A?si=9Rljā€¦

Post Malone - Why Don't You Love Me? (Before He Was Famous)

Not my song...

youtube.com
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I was not prepared for the new Tyga album to actually be this bad
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I feel so bad for victims of sexual assault. Imagine going through all that then you have to go talk about it with a guy named ā€œthe rapistā€
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ā€œBe the change you want to see in the world and Iā€™m Chineseā€ - Chinese Ghandi
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The GTA 6 reveal is at 3pm on a Thursday? You people donā€™t have jobs?
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Roku has a channel called ā€œcops under fireā€ and itā€™s just compilations of police getting shot at
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Iā€™m really in tune with the dwarf community
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Does anybody have $60k I can borrow for a mk4 Supra
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Jesus turned water into wine, but white Jesus turned wine into fentanyl
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Hunter 'the consumer' retweeted
Officer Frenly (High IQ)
@FrenlyOfficerAug 7
If Iā€™m being honest, they pegged me. Nailed me pretty good lol I guess I have a thing for pale brunettes who are a little different from regular girls
Spencer Greenberg šŸ”
@SpencrGreenbergJul 30
Replying to @SpencrGreenberg
Take part in our attraction study by rating faces! programs.clearerthinking.orgā€¦
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Iā€™m at five below peeling all the stickers out of the coloring books, so donā€™t buy those ones for your kids unless you hate them
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I just saw a white guy smoking crack in the Black Lives Matter park ā€“ surely that says something about society
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I came out the womb wearing Hilfiger, so when I was in pre-k the teacher called me retarded. because the fit went stupid
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I gave your mother my #Microslop
gone taken@take_n_goJul 4
Microsoft: "We're making Windows update smaller and faster and better!" Also Microsoft: "Yeah, after the restart, we'll do another restart and then start again. This is better, according the the boss." smh, #Microslop
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