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meg (mary)

@shakeitoffline

24. nj. taylor swift & survivor enthusiast

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Joined October 2017
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Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) profile pictureTaylor Swift
@taylorswift1326 Aug 2019
And I hope I never lose you, hope it never ends 💗
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payton@hedaalycia9h
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hot girls get the pirate coin
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Only 7 hours played and I still got it guys anything is possible if you just believe and dream #fort #fortnite #token
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WHAT THE FUCK I ACRUALLY GOT IT
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payton@hedaalycia16h
why am i hearing fortnite chests at work….
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pranking my gf by loving her unconditionally and supporting her and imaging a future with her haha gonna get her good
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payton@hedaalyciaNov 9
i like when my gf does the hugging emote to me on fortnite bc it’s like irl
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𝓝𝓞𝓡𝓐@heyNora02Nov 8
working a corporate job is so funny because one day i'm actually killing it and the next i'm wondering how i even got hired
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so was spongebob :)
saint (@saintisvrstile) profile picturesaint@saintisvrstileNov 6
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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@mandaconda__Nov 5
Sorry, I can’t go. It gets dark by 5pm and I have astigmatism.
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A$AP Neft 🇲🇽@Neftpb_Nov 5
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I will ignore all responsibilities to get the Fortnite pirate shop token
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່@strssdytNov 4
i think loving someone can be described as the desire to make things easier for the other person
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I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser
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amanda 🍂@lumondropshotNov 4
we got blue texas before severance season 3
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Hi meg @cowboylikemeg blue wave in Texas
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@whatkamisaysNov 4
i feel like i just fell out of a fucking coconut tree
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brian updates@weaktwigsNov 4
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WE ARE AMANDA SEYFRIED
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@ContraPointsNov 4
It seems we are not, in fact, Charlie Kirk
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Tonight was for her.
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