I FORGOT TO MENTION THE FUNNIEST SENTENCE EVER SAID TO ME - i was crossing the street when i got hit by a car, the driver steps out and the first words out of her mouth are "i'm so sorry i haven't hit anyone with a car before"
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"cliches are boring"
Me when the group of misfits who accidentally stumbled into each othersโ lives become an inseparable found family
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(autistically) Sorry I can't hang out, I've made plans on buying a single pair of jeans on Saturday I've been putting off for months because of indecision and I've already entered a holding pattern that has crystalized the inertia of my entire week
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bruh I went to two quarters arcade and they took my heart ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ now I'm two quarters and a heart down
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A childhood memory of what I used to do #rkgk
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the reddit post is AI so I deleted my tweet and OP deleted their comment but I had already copied the text sorry it's tiny
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trying to be nonchalant leaving the twilight town mall with 10 copies of fob9 shoved up my ass
Only 5 weeks left 'til release of Muri: Wildwoods!
If you need a reminder:
๐งผ It's a cozy cleaning adventure
๐ถ You can pet all the critters
๐งโโ๏ธ It's hella relaxing in vibes & OST
โ It has hilarious sketches
๐ญ and an adorable main character
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*kisses you while you're in the middle of infodumping* sorry, you're just being really sexy right now, continue
































