Sharp Santa retweeted
The young guys deserve all of this.
No better arena or fanbase when you win games than the one in Cleveland, Ohio.
Sharp Santa retweeted
Getting Jameis Winston when you didn’t expect Jameis Winston is like going out for a quiet dinner and doing some cocaine.
Sharp Santa retweeted
We finally have a statement about that controversial ending, sir
Great. What layout and font should we use?
Definitely “back cover of a 1980s young adult mystery paperback”
Sharp Santa retweeted
Watching an old fat Jonah Hill movie. Laughing along with the jokes.
When all of a sudden a wave of fear washes over me.
He’s not that fat guy anymore. This guy could fuck me up now. He knows Jiu-jistu.
I frantically reach for the remote and quickly change the channel to a comedian who is still fat and not a threat to me.
I’m safe here, now.
Sharp Santa retweeted
How he threw Russini’s underwear out of his truck
Sharp Santa retweeted
Fernando Mendoza trying to survive Las Vegas
Fernando Mendoza doing what he can to avoid the Las Vegas Strip
(via @MikeSilver)
Sharp Santa retweeted
Cleveland Sirens are what Myles Garrett used to hear every time he drove down I-71
Sharp Santa retweeted
Nom nom nom
The #49ers not practicing today:
- Nick Bosa (soreness)
- Dre Greenlaw (soreness)
- Osa Odighizuwa (soreness)
- Kyle Juszczyk (finger fracture)
- Jacob Cowing (hip flexor)
- Mike Evans (quad)
- De’Zhaun Stribling (hamstring)
- Craver Willis (concussion protocol)
- Brett Toth (unspecified)










































