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Joined July 2020
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every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live
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When I’m enjoying Sunday and it reaches 5-8pm
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how it feels going anywhere with a backpack or suitcase
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Kenyans doing Loggy3 project for 0.1$ and hour is making me go on my knees every night and pray for this country and for us financially unstable mfs 😭
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can somebody else pay my rent i dont want to
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Wanaendanga na rotation. Soon enough they'll be back to fatherless daughters, then employed women, jobless women, single women, married women, single mums women.....women. Like a compass needle...
Us fatherless daughters can finally rest, they’re now coming for those who are loved at home 😆😆😆
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Men are so angry about this because the power to ruin a woman’s life and push her and her children into poverty through pregnancy is a big part of how women are systematically oppressed by men
I seriously love women of this generation so much 😹🤣
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Hate us kabisa,eh sinanga fare akiz
mann I hate poor ladies wdym huna fare...
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do you ever be laying in your warm comfy bed while your alarm for work is going off thinking what if i just shot myself in the head instead
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This guy by the number 0722338621 by the name Peter Njoroge has just disappeared after drinking alcohol worth Ksh 3,150 at Musketeers Bar and Grill... Now, the poor waitress will have to carry this burden. The fo*l has switched off his phone and today was his first time here. We got his number from a food vendor who he paid after eating. Pombe amehepa nayo. Why are people this shameless?
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Hii sasa ni upuzi man 😂, just enjoy the relationship fully, if it ends take your L & move. Izi gymnastics hukua unnecessary.
The safest way to avoid attachment mimi huona ni kuavoid kuongea na the same person kila siku
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Our parents need to stop saying "There's nothing you people are seeing that we didn't see" They never saw this shit. Never.
FIRST COME FIRST SERVEDDD super horny rn and can't sleep!! sooo i am deciding to let someone anonymously control my super strong vibrator! no call or text as i won't be able to, i just need to cumm plssss! let's see how many times i cum in 10 minutes 🤭 c.lovense-api.com/t2/omrbxjr…
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A nigga with a nose ring can’t do nun to me other than shake his ass for Drake
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One would think you're objectively attractive tweeting this 😂😂🤷‍♀️
😂Niko sure ni diabz ilipeleka hao vijana hapo juu rasu anaku💀😂
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Ukiwa umesimama kwa mat then conductor akushow usquat ndio traffic police wasikuone is one of the reason i need a car😭😭
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Guys,the graduation square is a PROTECTED AREA...OSINT update inasema gown ziko trailed by unserviced Prados, sijapata Number plate vizuri, nmeona tu 611 Z, we must have them by 29th ndio watu wapick as they prepare for 6/11/26. The graduation square is a PROTECTED AREA 🫶
Zimekujiwa majamaa, 3:00 am... There are 5 people knocking at the university gate
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On this whole washroom debate, why is the burden of accommodation falling only on women?
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Zimekujiwa majamaa, 3:00 am... There are 5 people knocking at the university gate
Ndio gown zinatoka Laundry, zinakuja na expressway, flying at a speed of 200KM/hr. Any attempt to hijack them will be met with heavy resistance. Zikifika SPU nitawashow.
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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That side of twitter in a nutshell.
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