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Dear muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the U.S. to a muslim country, however we haven't picked one just yet- we're still comparing which one has the best to offer and has the best benefits package.
All of my neighbors would like to come also, along with their neighbors and their neighbors' neighbors as well. I'll also be bringing my friends, all of their friends and their friends' friends as well. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.
As a very large Christian Community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches for us immediately! Real churches with nice loud bells, the kind that will be able to be heard from town square.
We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas with us and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God, Jesus Christ on your streets, in your parks and on the lawns of your mosques.
We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo and bacon. We're bringing our dogs so we'll need plenty of dog parks and it would be best if you just smile and tolerate them as we walk them around your mosques and such. We also want to be sure that our beautiful women can go safely out alone in shorts with tank tops and such when the weather's nice. By the way, our men go top less as well in nice weather. We also enjoy drinking alcohol, dancing and placing occasional bets at the races.
While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much and they could offend the Christian Community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminated them.
Thanks.
In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say our prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand Chapels and Christian Prayer Rooms in every building plus translators because we have no interest or intentions to learn the Arabic language.
If any of this is rejected, please send a list of Police Station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism or anything else we don't like.
One more thing... If our kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. We'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.
Finally, we all will want very generous benefits with free housing, free food, free phones along with plenty of pocket money while we "integrate" over the next 3 generations. Working will also be optional for us, obviously.
Just be patient, you'll get used to it.
We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!
Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian
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You folks on the South Carolina coast who supported Darline Graham think you won tonight.
I'll check back in 3 years from now to see if you still feel the same.
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Chief Justice Roberts has before him the request from President Trump to stay the order halting construction at the White House, including its below ground national security facilities, the ballroom above ground and whatever is intend for the roof (drone defenses perhaps?)
I hope the stay of the D.C. Circuit issues today. There are some standing issues but the heart of the debate is presidential authority over the Executive Mansion and related-grounds. This is not a close case and the stay should be ordered. A terse opinion may follow on the urgent need to allow this president and all future presidents authority over their home/office/highly secure national security facilities within that area and associated areas such as Camp David. To ignore the rapidly evolving threats to any facility used frequently any president against the backdrop of repeated attempts on the lives of this and other presidents not to mention rapidly evolving surveillance technology that has to be countered would be the height of irresponsibility.
Imagine the consequences of a state sponsor of successfully terror targeting the White House if necessary defenses that would have deflected the attack are not in place. TDS has spread far and wide, but while the hard left in this country and the terror-based regimes which align with the objectives of the radicals would love to see a Commander-in-Chief denied authority over his command structures, the Supreme Court should move quickly to end this circus.
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Never in my life did I think I would be a Marco Rubio fan, but this is just so damn good.
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Schumer: "What they're trying to do here is the same thing that was done in the South for decades, to prevent people of color from voting."
Woman responds: "This is where my righteous anger pops up, because I know what he's saying is a lie. I live in the South. I've been living in the South my whole life, on the Gulf Coast. I go to vote every single time there's an election, and guess what? I show my ID. I write my signature. They check to make sure who I am. I go vote. No problems.
Nobody asking me any questions. Nobody making me count the jelly beans in the jar.
And quit lumping us in 'people of color' category. We're Black Americans, and we are citizens, and nobody is taking away our right to vote.
What they are doing is they are using Black people, going back in the past, provoking emotional manipulation, because they know if they say Jim Crow or slavery, Black people gonna be like, 'Oh my God, he's right, they coming against us.' This has nothing to do with you, Black people. Wake up!'
People of color' he talking about is illegal migrants. They don't have IDs. That's their new voting base.
But [stop] letting these people use you. I've been having an ID since I was 15 years old. I'm 50 years old. Every Black person I know has an ID.
You need an ID to drive. You need an ID to go into a club. You need an ID to fly on a plane. You need an ID to go into another country. You need an ID to buy liquor. You need an ID to buy cigarettes.
I don't know any Black person without an ID. Even the poorest of the poor Black people have an ID. Even the homeless man got an ID.
Black people, y'all can keep letting these liberals play in your face, but Malcolm X warned you about these people. They're using you.This is about getting illegal migrants to vote. They don't have an ID, so they don't want any questions whenever they walk there. They are the Democratic Party's new voting base."
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He Says Racism would be dead today if certain organizations (Democrats) didn’t keep it on life support.
