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Black American Princess | #1 lover and leaver | They/them & that/bitch | Iced oat milk latte please | Carrie Bradshaw x Lorelai Gilmore Apologist | 🤞🏽

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Joined June 2012
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You have to shake ass!! Trauma is stored in the hips!! If you’re sad you need to throw ass!! I’m not kidding!!
QUICK how do I kill my bad mood and be in a good mood again. Any tips welcome
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Just heard his voice and I understand where she’s coming from 💀
A girl messaged me on IG saying I’m so damn country and my voice makes her want some porkchops, and this is exactly why I don’t talk to yall 😭. Because why would you say that to someone?!!!
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I unintentionally lost 50lbs this year so if your diet isn’t working you should consider stress and anxiety and losing the will to live and the weight will just drop right off! Follow me for more life hacks ♡
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Alright it’s getting a little weird. This was just about using humor to cope with a sad situation. I don’t actually think any of this is funny, I am actively trying to figure out what’s wrong/resolve these issues, and I don’t condone EDs or body shaming. We’re losing the plot.
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This movie is so important to me you have no idea
‘Cinderella’ was released 29 years ago today.
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The amount of ai flyers is really alarming because Canva is free and super easy and way cuter???
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Ok a lot of you are saying these things actually make you gain weight! You gotta add in a breakup and a major life change. Multiple major life changes, even. Amp it tf up! Get in the field and get sad this is the big leagues! Do you wanna be skinny or not?!
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jesus christ on a fucking cracker, it's only MONDAY, Morgan
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I be wanting people to die when they make me mad or hurt my feelings and that’s not normal behavior (allegedly)
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He needs to call me I have something to say
Willem Dafoe for Outlander Magazine (2026)
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NYC wknd update from Chris!
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I also think Law was VERY shook at how Andre Leon Talley passed away with very little liquidity to his name. And ALT was someone with all the clout in the world could walk into any couturier’s atelier and access anything he wanted but very rarely took on clients (famously Tamron
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If I see my bestie that’s been in a relationship for any amount of time making out with a guy then I actually saw nothing
guys i need a suggestion. one of my bsfs got drunk last night and made out with a guy despite being in a relationship, a 7 FUCKING YEAR LONG RELATIONSHIP. her bf is probably going to propose to her soon. had it been something casual, maybe i could’ve let it slide, but she’s been with this man for seven fucking years. should i tell him??? because i know it’s going to cost me my friendship but how am i supposed to sit here and pretend i don’t know something like this
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if any creative directors follow me i neeed to see i need to see dafoe, steve buscemi, christopher walken, john turturo, christopher meloni, and alexander skarsgård hitting the chinese auntie star pose
Babe, Wake up, new Willem Dafoe poses just dropped
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RDJ is giving lesbian project manager that I would trust with my life
Robert Downey Jr. and Pedro Pascal dressed up as Doctor Doom and Mister Fantastic for Halloween. 😭
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I looked soooo hot last night
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undefeated
Babe, Wake up, new Willem Dafoe poses just dropped
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Babe, Wake up, new Willem Dafoe poses just dropped
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He’s so damn fine
Elliot Page dressed up as Neo from 'THE MATRIX' for Halloween.
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No one’s doing it like him
Willem Dafoe photographed by Conor Cunningham for Outlander Magazine. 📷
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I’d spend the rest of my life with my clone and do whatever she told me to do
okay be completely honest if there was an identical clone of you, a 1:1 copy of you down to every minute detail would you try to have sex with them
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