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you can't trust baby kangaroos. they're in the pocket of big kangaroo
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Replying to @stephanicci
*betty boop voice, using a hair straightener* I'll nevah be free of these mortal coils
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"Cancel culture" began with Obama. The term originally referred to those who were completely, uncritically on board with his whole "Yes we can" slogan I was always a can't chad instead
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POV your unemployed friend telling you about their optimized 6 hour morning routine
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Yeah im into fitness. Fitness camel through the eye of a needle 🖕🐫🪡
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as someone who doesnt follow football, can someone explain who taylor swift is
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E1: "i'm boooored!" wife: "you should collect your dirty clothes" E1: "ok, i'm not that bored" *scampers away*
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who called it a particle accelerator and not a collide-o-scope
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L I N K I N B I O M E
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Replying to @historyinmemes
Double dildo and two stone eggs; found in the tomb of Liu Sheng, Prince of Zhongshan, at Hebei Mancheng in China; 2nd century BC, Western Han Empire. National Museum, Beijing
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'Retweet', like 'refried beans', originally comes from Spanish where 're-' signifies emphasis rather than repetition, so the original 'retwito' just meant something intensely tweeted, not something tweeted twice.
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Im trying to be on duolingo’s level of “idgaf”
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Ladies, is this true?
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I don't think it ever occurred to me that Elmo was supposed to be a child, I always thought he was just a monster whose thing was being kind of stupid
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Heraclitus replied,
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Girls, if you make a guy feel emotionally safe and free to be himself, he'll have enough blood flow to leave you unable to walk for days
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A thread with many clips of old cartoons
They don't make cartoons like this anymore
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Eurodivergents
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