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Replying to @Christy4Change
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Replying to @stephanicci
*betty boop voice, using a hair straightener*
I'll nevah be free of these mortal coils
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"Cancel culture" began with Obama. The term originally referred to those who were completely, uncritically on board with his whole "Yes we can" slogan
I was always a can't chad instead
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POV your unemployed friend telling you about their optimized 6 hour morning routine
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as someone who doesnt follow football, can someone explain who taylor swift is
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E1: "i'm boooored!"
wife: "you should collect your dirty clothes"
E1: "ok, i'm not that bored" *scampers away*
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Replying to @historyinmemes
Double dildo and two stone eggs; found in the tomb of Liu Sheng, Prince of Zhongshan, at Hebei Mancheng in China; 2nd century BC, Western Han Empire.
National Museum, Beijing
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'Retweet', like 'refried beans', originally comes from Spanish where 're-' signifies emphasis rather than repetition, so the original 'retwito' just meant something intensely tweeted, not something tweeted twice.
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I don't think it ever occurred to me that Elmo was supposed to be a child, I always thought he was just a monster whose thing was being kind of stupid
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Girls, if you make a guy feel emotionally safe and free to be himself, he'll have enough blood flow to leave you unable to walk for days






















