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shisho

@sheeshisms
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Joined July 2011
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ended up changing but we can pretend
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𝖺@r5nv_20h
women will literally say "idk maybe i’m crazy" right before predicting the exact sequence of what's coming next with total psychic accuracy
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i nearly died
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The worst thing Covid did to this city was killing off subway backpack etiquette
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Mommy is so sorry she waited so long to have you, she was busy finding what specialty cocktails and and niche perfume combinations fit her personality, and also the sample sales were just really great that decade
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N@braincelltwoOct 27
Girl vomited on subway last night and everyone did the nyc thing and left her alone. Debated checking in with her and eventually did. The tipping point for me? Seeing The Passion According to GH poking out of her bag. Immediately thought “you are not in a good place right now.”
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gonna do this when I clean out my closet
Solie (@lily__pond) profile pictureSolie@lily__pondOct 27
Depop seller sprayed the most beautiful perfume on the top I bought and won’t tell me what scent it is…….. Everything hurts
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Wi@pigglowOct 26
If you walk slow af and take up the whole sidewalk im gonna vape on the back of your head
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Kelly@kellycuccaOct 26
exit interviewer: so why did you quit exactly? me: this job was making me less beautiful
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chromatic.@juhmeerOct 26
shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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journal publishing me refers to me as Doctor in every email despite me never claiming to be one .. benefits of ethnic not clearly gendered name
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Has anyone mentioned that it's autumn in New York
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aIenka@ankyhaidyOct 23
please be nice to me. learn more at pleasedontkillme.org
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girl who put screen time limits on her phone and has to stay stimulated
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sorry philippines
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Hussein
sarah (@_____feifei) profile picturesarah@_____feifeiOct 22
Why do people say Jesus H Christ. What does it stand for. What is his middle name
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I have this fucked up gross sexual fantasy of eating soup with someone that tolerates me
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buccal fat removal fears me
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Maryam@MaryamB6_Oct 21
arabic calligraphy by Goethe
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below 60 degrees in new york everybody lock in
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2014 version of addict is much less fun but still very hot
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The first rule of cybersecurity is to have fun and be yourself
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