WUMPUS DON’T CHECK THE QUOTES

Gun to your head, name a song that’s over 6 minutes long.

I've spent the past months testing the resilience of a Lone Star Tick. These are my experiments.

An Irish peasant pretty accurate I guess

> gets a job coding for NASA > builds Mcafee antivirus from his living room > hits the forbes list > becomes a suspect when his neighbor's found dead in belize after killing his 4 dogs > changes his whole look to slip out of belize with his 20 year old girlfriend > tricks the police by hiring a body double to cross the border with his passport > meanwhile he goes the opposite direction to guatemala > fakes a heart attack to dodge capture there > the hitwoman sent to kill him becomes his wife > behind snowden's leak that exposed the US surveillance state > stops paying taxes by blackmailing the gov > runs for US president (twice) > bugs Hillary Clinton's campaign staff by mailing them "free" laptops > moves to a boat in the caribbean with armed guards > most wanted in 3 different countries > judge approves his extradition to the US > found dead in a Spanish prison cell > spanish judge ruled his death a suicide > previously said if he's ever found dead it wasn't suicide > may still be alive The very definition of "You can just do things"

Anyways, here’s wonderwall… #cowpoke #yodel #country #western #tengallonhat

when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs

Oh my god