@shellaneous

i abuse the hell out of my anonymity

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Joined February 2018
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mich-elle retweeted
againstvapes@againstvapes6h
In a fully lived life you will be on both sides of this at one point or another
Fauxlosopher@fauxfilosopher18h
Thinking about the time when my ex was crying and telling me she's scared I won't want to be with her anymore and as I was consoling her, all I could think was: "Damn, I want to break up"
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piers morgan wrote an entire spectator entry just to brag that he has trump’s number and trump texts him back instantly
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Replying to @discoplomacy
no one has given me a good enough answer xitter.cf/shellaneous/status/209…
mich-elle@shellaneousAug 23
i love cream soda but i’ve not seen it in england do they sell it ?!!!
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the telegraph has spelled angela rayner as angel rayner which could’ve never happened on my watch
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client on front page of the radio website on budget day … they need to up my salary rn this was my idea
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Currently listening to Nicole Kidman by ADÉLA and my boyfriend goes "Wow, that's a really big switch up for her!".... He thought she was Adele
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just searched mine up and i’m SO embarrassed that i won’t even be posting it … it doesn’t even represent me … i was just irritated at paying for steaks daily for my little brother … i am not into age gap discourse
sam
@discoplomacy8h
Ladies please don’t all rush to my DMs at once
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i am this level of nonchalant and some people hate it
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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pun so good i need to tweet
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i will be sending this to anyone who hurts me next
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give me a ring i can help you @KMbappe 😂
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mich-elle retweeted
Bec Shaw@BrocklesnitchOct 27
E! News
@enewsOct 26
Kristen Bell admitted Dax Shepard flirts with her when he compliments other people: “That's flirting with me because he just made someone else feel good.” bit.ly/4ij6x5U
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then i really prefer andy burnham instead
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 27
Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.
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Replying to @Jungbebelianer
nah russian stuff
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Replying to @Anyavovaa
lovely bag but can i please repeat ur joke back to you - why is it so big? are you the prime minister?
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used to joke about being a spy and now my clients are alleged spies on national news like what 😭 … only joke about the outcomes you want i guess
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i prefer @betscrables and i’s living arrangement … london is the neighbourhood
𝓵𝓲𝓵𝔂.@iridescelilyOct 26
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omg :(
TMZ
@TMZOct 26
Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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went to puregym for 1 day bc the one i usually go to had maintenance and yeah im never going there again. what the hell it was like a dungeon. and it had an odor 😭😭😭😭
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wait this is cool i should think like this about #life
Juᢉ𐭩 ʚ🩷ɞ
@pistach108Oct 26
Op asked, which one would you hate more having 10 ex-biases vs. having one ex-bias you loved for 10 years 🐰: if you think about loving someone for 10 years... that's such a long, deep history, so i feel like no matter what you do with me, you'll still think about those days. i'd hate that more. but can i ask who it is? no, seriously, i'm just asking out of curiosity, i genuinely don't mind. you don't have to answer. i'm serious, the present is what matters, after all. would they be a senior? an idol i know? or someone completely different? 🤿: no, it's just a trending question. the present matters, so it's fine. 🐰: what exactly is fine? ^^ 😭😭😭
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